What are your turn-offs?

[russbeer]

hey y'all,

Following on from the kinky fetish thread here whats the thing you avoid most when fancying a bit of fluff?

For me I can't stand the way women look with tattoos on their arms. On the shoulder or small of the back is fine, but not on your arms! Why do you want to look like Popeye?

and I don't like women with piercings either! oh, and hairy pits, but i think thats universal.

[Mr Men]

Not closing the toilet door when taking a ladie shit,and then not spraying air freshner.

[Neo\nsc]

I dont like girls that look like there an orange or thats have been shot with a makeup gun other than that im easy

[B B Leo]

farting on the job!!!

[greens117]

Cant stand it if she has eaten salt and vinegar crisps or anything vinegar related, also hate it when she just brushed her teeth so she would have to brush her teeth to get rid of the vinegar smell lol

[BertRoot]

Hairy fannies, cheap knickers and overweight women. Same as the other three or four times this thread has been posted.

[CzarJunkie]

I like a female/male who is under 16, no tattoos, no piercings, natural hair and zero attitude. Failing that I'll forgive a shaped pubic region.

[chesser]

for me it's women with no personal hygiene standards, like Bert on the hairy thing, also fake tits..

[scoobypatch]

when u r down on them, and then get something in your mouth! then you check and its a little tiny bit of bog roll left there!

[matthewy2]

Women with mustashes/beards and fat women.

[Over Carl]

I dunno, when I was younger, I used to have tick lists of must haves and must nots, but as I've grown older I more look at how packages fit together. I suppose I more think about what I like than don't like.

Not saying I'm into massive ugly birds with no hygiene or anything, but as I've grown I've sometimes surprised myself at what I've found tempting - doesn't seem to follow as strict criteria as when younger.

[cyprus]

Rigor mortis.

[Realist]

Smoking is one hell of a turn off, cant stand it.

[Cooleo]

Having a heartbeat. No one fucks better than the dead

[micko69]

gingers other than that im easy

[russbeer]

when u r down on them, and then get something in your mouth! then you check and its a little tiny bit of bog roll left there!

[{{909}}]

talking

[super mike]

At the moment it's been so long that my physical standards are almost non-existent. Unless she is so fat that she carries mass on a series of skateboards littered around her body or smells like a tramps shoe I would probably contemplate it upon being propositioned.

[MoNkFiSh]

I dont particularly like short women and I also hate girls who have hairy ass cracks (although by the time youve noticed this on them its usually a foregone conclusion that your going to be shagging them anyway)

I also get turned off by girls who turn out to be men.

[{{909}}]

I also get turned off by girls who turn out to be men.(although by the time youve noticed this on them its usually a foregone conclusion that your going to be shagging them anyway)