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    Default What do I do?

    Needed some advice please?

    I'm a bit strapped for cash at the moment, and this old boy has offered me £1,000 if I let him 'penetrate' me.

    Now obviously I'm not really up for this...but it is a grand, and I could really do with the cash, and to be frank....I doubt that he could really generate much 'wood' as he is 70+, so I probably would barely notice it.

    What do you guys think? Is it worth it for only a few minutes discomfort?

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    Default Re: What do I do?

    ekkl is that you?

    Go for it. Its not $1000000 for the night but £1000 is £1000 and if you ain't got £1000 at the moment it can help. You never know you may enjoy it and he may make you his bitch and give you his pension every week for 10 minutes of sitting on his nob.

    never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!:thumbup:

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    Default Re: What do I do?

    What if he turns out to be hung like a donkey?

    So that thread about the ky jelly really was you eh?

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    Default Re: What do I do?

    Are you going to have to fluff him up as part of the bargain? You could be there for some time!

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    Default Re: What do I do?

    got for it mate,

    £1,000 is still alot of money and lets be fair if you werent going to do it you wouldnt have started this thread which reads to me like "i wanna do this as i need the money but need encouragement from you guys"

    so get to work bitch!
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Default Re: What do I do?

    Are you considering this because you gamble too much?

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    Default Re: What do I do?

    Hmm .. I think to even consider this your obviously a closet sausage jockey and I think £1000 could be a nice little side dish for you.

    Good luck

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