My Uncle works at a Young Offender's Institute on the East Coast.
One day they were visited by a junior minister from Whitehall. When the minister went to leave, his driver realised he had locked the keys in the car.
"Not a problem!" said the Governor "We're bound to have someone who can sort this out!"
So my uncle was dispensed to find someone.....ie one of the inmates!
He had the usual eff off...I'm in here for that! and the like.
He found someone who demanded that if he got into the minister's car there would be no come backs as he was inside for car theft....
So the prisoner and my uncle had such assurances from the governor and minister.
The prisoner circled the car.......crouchin down....looking under neath........fiddling with the door handles....listening to the sounds.....
The governor and everyone watching, whilst appreciating that car theft is illegal, could not fail to be impressed by the young scally's professionalism.
"I know the best way to get into car sir," said the prisoner "but there are definately no come backs if I open the car and get the keys back?"
"Definately not!" replied the governor and minister.
So the prisoner picked up a rock, put it through the drivers window reached in and got the keys......
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