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    Help Funny captions required



    I know its not much to go on but, im lost for a funny caption.
    Any ideas lads/ladies?

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    Default Re: Funny captions required

    For fucks sake, that's probably the worst 'photo requiring a caption' I've ever seen. Jesus, HOS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by consoles View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
    For fucks sake, that's probably the worst 'photo requiring a caption' I've ever seen. Jesus, HOS.
    Meh.
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    "what's that tosser doing pointing that piece of shit camera at me?!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
    For fucks sake, that's probably the worst 'photo requiring a caption' I've ever seen. Jesus, HOS.
    PMSL

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    Not a caption, but if that was my cat, I'd have called it 'E.T'.. the nose on it looks like one lol
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    "I hope this cunt doesn't put my picture on a forum asking for captions."

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    Dave misunderstood his friends request to get pictures of his fit new girlfriends pussy.....
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    'Don't make me go to the HOS, Look at my face..'

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    get a propper camera instead of using that nokia 7210 you peasant!
    Who were you when you thought you where you was?. Whats a matter for can't you want to?

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    Wheelie bin wanted.
    If nature always takes the easiest route, what's easier...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by soulassassin View Post
    Wheelie bin wanted.
    lol sick.
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