The funniest joke in the world, prepare yourself.

[Detector]

Tell this to your friends and start laughing when you get to the punchline, it has people in stitches but is so shit


englishman, irishman and chinese man sitting in a park.

english man says - i like english women, they are best.

irishman says, no i like irish women, they cook, clean and are fathful and best

chineseman says, no i like chinese women, they cook, clean, work velly hard and are best









then a bear jumped up from behind a bush and said "i like bear women"

[Brydo666]

[n00bz0rd2]

Where's the punchline?

[GTI]

Tell this to your friends and start laughing when you get to the punchline, it has people in stitches but is so shit


englishman, irishman and chinese man sitting in a park.

english man says - i like english women, they are best.

irishman says, no i like irish women, they cook, clean and are fathful and best

chineseman says, no i like chinese women, they cook, clean, work velly hard and are best









then a bear jumped up from behind a bush and said "i like bear women"

In West London street slang, thats pretty funny. "See that Abramovich cunt, he's got bare money" (I.e he's rich)

[DJ OD]

I'm thinking HOS tbh...

That's time from my life I want back...


DJ OD

[toonarmynufc]

[Detector]

lol, so i take it you dont want to hear the rest

[evilsatan]

Taxi for Det

[ss30]

Well where is the joke Det

[Detector]

no sense of humour at all

[Zoots]

It's the term 'bare'. Like the term 'pure'. "he's got pure money (rich)."
Must admit, 'bare' is a reasonably new one on me, and makes no fucking sense at all.

[Tommy J]

ROFWWTF

Spoiler:

Rolling on floor wondering wtf?

[Goldberg]

If you don't have a coat, i'll buy you one!

[GTI]

As I said if you are down with the yoot (like I clearly am), you will appreciate it more. For full comedic effect its probably best told by someone like Dizzee Rascal, Tinie Tempah or some other phat blud.

[n00bz0rd2]

Here's my take on the funniest joke in the world:

How did the girl fall off her bike?












Someone threw a fridge at her.

[Goldberg]

Here is one.

Why is my Girlfriend not talking to me...

Because I didn't get in until3am this morning and she could smell the clunge on me from the strip joint....

[ss30]

As I said if you are down with the yoot (like I clearly am), you will appreciate it more. For full comedic effect its probably best told by someone like Dizzee Rascal, Tinie Tempah or some other phat blud.

LOL What ever

[Brydo666]

I thought it was bear as in "bare naked".

[GTI]

I thought it was bear as in "bare naked".

Its a pun on the word 'Bear' (i.e. naked and plenty of).. these jokes usually work better when they don't have to be explained

[Over Carl]

As I said if you are down with the yoot (like I clearly am), you will appreciate it more. For full comedic effect its probably best told by someone like Dizzee Rascal, Tinie Tempah or some other phat blud.

I'm sure we used to use the term over a decade ago when I was a schoolkid, I bet the hoodrats have superceeded the term a few times over by now