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    Default Re: The funniest joke in the world, prepare yourself.

    Quote Originally Posted by Over carl View Post
    I'm sure we used to use the term over a decade ago when I was a schoolkid, I bet the hoodrats have superceeded the term a few times over by now
    Some of these hoodrats are very well read e.g. the word 'cuss' was resurrected from early 19th century literature.
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    Default Re: The funniest joke in the world, prepare yourself.

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    Its a pun on the word 'Bear' (i.e. naked and plenty of).. these jokes usually work better when they don't have to be explained
    yeah i agree but if its a good joke it shouldnt need explaining!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannoble82 View Post
    yeah i agree but if its a good joke it shouldnt need explaining!
    or bumping from 4 weeks ago

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    Default Re: The funniest joke in the world, prepare yourself.

    Two woman sitting quietly, minding ther own business .
    I always thought that was the best joke in the world !

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    Default Re: The funniest joke in the world, prepare yourself.

    Even by understanding the play on words - its still shit.

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    Default Re: The funniest joke in the world, prepare yourself.

    Quote Originally Posted by Detector View Post
    Tell this to your friends and start laughing when you get to the punchline, it has people in stitches but is so shit


    englishman, irishman and chinese man sitting in a park.

    english man says - i like english women, they are best.

    irishman says, no i like irish women, they cook, clean and are fathful and best

    chineseman says, no i like chinese women, they cook, clean, work velly hard and are best









    then a bear jumped up from behind a bush and said "i like bear women"

    WOW, fucking hell, a talking bear, now that is something
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    Default Re: The funniest joke in the world, prepare yourself.

    ive heard better wordplay jokes, in fact, every other joke that uses wordplay is better than that.

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    Default Re: The funniest joke in the world, prepare yourself.

    What do you get when you cross a Centipede with a Parrot?

    A Walkie Talkie...

    (Sorry, Xmas party last night and that was the best of the cracker jokes..)
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    Fuck HOS anyone disagree with me? No HOS it is
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    Quote Originally Posted by B B Leo View Post
    Fuck HOS anyone disagree with me? No HOS it is
    Now that is Funny.

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