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    NSFW mail order brides anyone?


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    As many of you know I think mail-order brides are a safe alternative to marriage. Most have limited English skills and they think your one bedroom ranch is the biggest house they ever saw. So here's a list of a few potentials in case browsing turns to buying.

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    Default Re: mail order brides anyone?

    Any BOGOF's ?

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    Default Re: mail order brides anyone?

    Quote Originally Posted by JonEp View Post
    Any BOGOF's ?
    or try before you buy?

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    Default Re: mail order brides anyone?

    price list and do they cook and clean as well

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    Default Re: mail order brides anyone?

    Fuck me .. how much for them all?

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    Default Re: mail order brides anyone?

    I'd buy those for a dollar!!!

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    Default Re: mail order brides anyone?

    do you get clubcard points !!

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    Default Re: mail order brides anyone?

    I'll take no. 31 please....

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    Default Re: mail order brides anyone?

    All apart from 13.... she looks like a russian shot putter

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    Default Re: mail order brides anyone?

    Will they take a cheque

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    Default Re: mail order brides anyone?

    I prefer the idea of rent-a-bride better.

    Had I know this 7 years ago....
    Tommy J

    Big is not always better.... Take Fat people for example.


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    Default Re: mail order brides anyone?

    Bloody hell I'm tempted - 2/3 is amazing!

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    Default Re: mail order brides anyone?

    I reckon some of those might have a suprise or two for you in their Y-fronts.

    W.

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    Default Re: mail order brides anyone?

    number 16 is that bird Stella from the Apprentice isn't it??

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    Default Re: mail order brides anyone?

    Do you think they'll be able to deliver in time for xmas!

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    Default Re: mail order brides anyone?

    Shame PSXGunman isnt still around, he could've told us all about his thai bride.

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    Default Re: mail order brides anyone?

    Wonder if they're like most things you order mail order......

    You think you're getting a stunner then the bloke from fed-ex turns up kicking your parcel across the floor and gets you to sign for this:
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    Default Re: mail order brides anyone?

    Do they do part-ex.

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    Default Re: mail order brides anyone?

    Are they sold by weight?


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    Default Re: mail order brides anyone?

    fuck i'll break the record "bigamist x40" i know there is only 39 listed but already married
    MY BROADBAND IS LIKE A FERRARI
    BUT FITTED WITH A ROBIN RELIANT ENGINE
    LOOKS GOOD BUT GOES NOWHERE!!

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