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    lmao Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

    Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report


    11/16 UPDATE: Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail.

    Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

    The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

    According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

    While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

    This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

    When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

    Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.


    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...-police-report

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    Default Re: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

    faaaarkin 'ell

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    Default Re: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

    any piccys of the Pussy?
    Neil.....TomTom go300/500/730..Mio p550......2.8 lwb pajero exeed,where cant I go.
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    Default Re: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

    She aint even that nice looking. Guess thats why she had to threaten them with a knife! However, if the guy was gonna do it anyway, but backed out because she had disco-fanny, then why not tell her to pop in the shower and do it there?

    Ergo, everyone wins.

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    Default Re: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

    fuck me thats nasty, read a couple of comments on the page too and they have a point, if it had been the other way round and it was a man trying it on with 2 women it would have been a totally different case
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Default Re: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

    I agree, the second comment on the page is the same story with the sexes swapped. You laugh at the first and would throw away the key on the second.

    Not quite equal justice.......
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    Default Re: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

    @mystical - that's a good point mate...

    @Herman - u said, "She aint even that nice looking"... Jesus mate, id rather fuck a mouse trap.. I was expecting to see a 16 Pinter and maybe lol, suprised u didnt say she's revolting..

    P.s. I know u didn't say she's fit or anything..

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