Your most recent great act of stupidity

[4me2]

Well here's mine.
My current working hours are from 4am until 14.30 pm, this involves getting up at 3 am and early to bed about 20:00 pm.

Last night something fucked up, I usually awake about ten minutes before the alarm clock is due to go off. So I awoke as usual and proceeded to get dressed etc. As I put my watch on I noticed the fucker had stopped so I adjusted it and looked to make sure the second hand was moving again.

Forward twenty minutes and I'm driving to work and happen to glance down at the clock in my car, fucking what 23:20 !!!!!!!!!!

So back home again and back to bed for another three and a half hours.
Needless to say I didn't sleep too good and kept checking the time every fifteen to twenty minutes.

Infact I'm going to HOS myself.

[ilscuro]

Get a clock in your kitchen near the kettle, works for me cause the kettle's the only thing i want to look at 4.45am when i get up, so i know exactly what time it is, gotta admit though mate it is a funny story ffs buhahahaha

[darkstar]

Pointed car fob at front door the other week stood there pressing button and wondered why front door would not open

[flik]

Looking at this thread LOL

[russbeer]

reversed into some old duffer in asdas car park the other day. Got away with it though :o)

[rIKmAN]

I noticed the fucker had stopped so I adjusted it and looked to make sure the second hand was moving again.

What did you check it against when you adjusted it to get the right time?
Again, shit story but funny cos it didn't happen to me

Merry xmas mate haha!

reversed into some old duffer in asdas car park the other day. Got away with it though :o)

As in an old person or an old car lol?

[MoNkFiSh]

Watching TV the other week with my girlfriend when she said something to me and I couldn't hear her -without thinking I pointed the remote control at her and pressed the volume up button.

[greens117]

http://www.digital-forums.com/showthread.php?t=777422
At least it was not as bad as my blonde hair moment still get shivers thinking about it lol what a cunt i am !
Tv still working fine in the bedroom

[ZX7R]

A couple of weeks back I opened my van door in the morning (6:30am) and then accidentally pressed the lock button on the key fob. The doors did something but didn't lock so fine, or so I thought...

I started it up, put heating on full to help de-ice the windscreen and then closed the door to start scraping the ice off. The fucker only then went and locked itself shut!!! No spare key in the house to open in either.

Queue a call to AutoAid and two hours later the chap turns up, puts some plastic wedges in the door and uses a coat hanger to lift the door lock up. So much for an early start.

Doh!

[Little John]

reversed into some old duffer in asdas car park the other day. Got away with it though :o)

What car did the old duffer drive?

[SASSOON666]

Went out to the bar one time,had a little to much to drink ill admit,walked to my car afterwards.older s10 pickup so I put in key and the dam thing wouldn't open.went around to other side and yep....wouldnt open either.was getting ready to kick the dam thing when I realized it wasn't mine.it didn't have tinted windows.mine was a couple cars down from it.naturally I looked around to make sure no one was lookin And walk AwAy .never told anyOne until now.

[russbeer]

What car did the old duffer drive?

a toyota of some sort (mobility car) she was a nice old dear, its left no damage to hers, did to mine, but she shouldn't have pulled up behind me when I was reversing out of my space into an area that wasn't for parking.

Why do you ask? Do you know someone who was reversed into at Asda recently? It was the one at Aintree.