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    Shagging a pov.
    The offer is on a plate. i was parked up in my van, she tapped my window looking for boiler advise and although i could not help her as its the councils problem i gave my card and said if you need adivse call me.
    Same night i have a FB request from her, so i added her and swopped a few messages advising her on her boiler problem and a few cheeky emails, next thing i know i have a pic of her pierced clit in my inbox asking me what i think.
    As a rule i dont do people in social housing but she has also told me she is Bi and a swinger although single.
    I reccon i could get some povvy filthy action in a house without carpet and maybe another chick involved. im not getting younger or thinner and a chance like this may never come by again..
    Thoughts please, no haters, just people who can suggest what sort of debauched sleezy, ball emptying time i could expect.
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    Default Re: Shagging a pov

    A nice afternoon in watching Jeremy Kyle with a cup of Tea,
    Is this what you had in mind?

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    Default Re: Shagging a pov

    what the fuck is pov and povvy

    and why the fuck do you even have to ask

    pm me her details I will happily go and service her boiler


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    Quote Originally Posted by prezzy View Post
    what the fuck is pov and povvy
    someone in Poverty in social housing, no job, no prospect of getting a job, totaly dependant on the state for there existance.
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    hi
    post the pic ffs, share it and we help u decide.
    LS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    someone in Poverty in social housing, no job, no prospect of getting a job, totaly dependant on the state for there existance.
    How does that make any difference for deciding to bang her?

    get a grip


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    Default Re: Shagging a pov

    Bang the shit out of her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greyfox View Post
    Bang the shit out of her.
    Or maybe bang it back in ???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    someone in Poverty in social housing, no job, no prospect of getting a job, totaly dependant on the state for there existance.

    Fuck it, then slit their throat. We can do without penny-less bludgers like them.
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    Shagging a pov.
    I reccon i could get some povvy filthy action in a house without carpet and maybe another chick involved.
    Yeah you could also pick up a few crabs and some nice disease while your there.

    Be sure to send us a postcard.
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    Let's see the clit pic

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    Where does she live, we'll both go round and split roast her. But I ain't kissing you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by prezzy View Post
    How does that make any difference for deciding to bang her?

    get a grip
    She's probably 'on the pill', next thing you know the bitch is preggers wit anotha benefit claim.
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    How about an official DF get together. Please post who is available? One condition! Entry is a 2 litres of special VAT.

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    I'm in, and out providing she has a shower first. She might have to borrow one or just meet at the local swimming pool.
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    What you waiting for
    Last edited by pacman88; 10th January 2011 at 12:57 PM.

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    dont see your problem, go give her one (quick trip to the clap clinic after might do you some good too)

    good luck!
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Dudes check this shit, i asked her to email me what she wants to do to me and this is the reply...im round there Thursday...Fuck yes !!!!!

    i like to lie a naked guy on my bed tie his arms above his head then start kissing n breathing gently in his ear working my way to his neck nibbling softly before gently kissing his lips slowly slipping my warm wet tongue into ur mouth n kissing u deeply then kiss my way down ur chest til i take a nipple in my mouth n suck til its hard x
    then i would kiss my way down to ur hips tracing them with my tongue slowly kissing down the outside of ur leg before parting ur legs n gently kissing ur inner thighs working my way towards ur cock but before i get there i would very lightly lick each ball taking each one in my mouth n sucking them then i would run the tip of my tongue slowly up ur hard throbbing cock then circling the head with my tongue before plunging you deep into my throat as i suck ur cock x
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    bitch has stolen my lines

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    Default Re: Shagging a pov

    Where's the clitterbox picture at?! Off to cam4 for now then

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