Taff, Jock and Paddy are all sat in the bar discussing how dumb their wives were. Taff starts off my saying "My wifes so dumb, she's just gone and bought a car and can't even drive" Jock pipes up next and says "That's nothing my wifes just started a diet and she's a size 8 model". Paddy chuckling away to himself turns to the others and says "My wifes just gone to Ibiza with the girls and brought 50 condoms, she doesn't even have a cock"
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