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    Info my gay experience

    im posting this anonymously for obvious reasons, and for other young influential men to take note.

    when i was 13 i went to a mate of mines, he was jovo witness and because they did not celebrate xmas he used to get all the cool stuff like computers and everything.

    he had just bought a new commodore computer and he asked me to go to his house (well his mums) and play - little did i realise how much he meant by playing with it.

    well about an hour into gaming playing seuck and getting nowhere he said did i want to try some of his homemade strawberry wine. fuck me if it was not rank but it was strong - like a mega 20/20 for all the tramps and chavs out there.

    i soon got so pissed i could not walk and he said i could stqay the night. he asked his mum and she said yes, all i remember after that is him closing the bedroom door behind him and turning some nails around so noone could come in. i really should have fucked off then but i was simply waaaaay too pissed.

    after this things got a bit blurry but i remember getting undressed and sucking on a salty warm lollipop, everything after this i just remember as tiny flashbacks of back stabbing pain and the odd occasions of throwing up out of his window.

    i did not realise until the following day that he was gay, when i woke up i had a headache and arseache. when i relaised i was naked and had 16 lovebites all around the little 13 yr old pecker i smacked the cunt in the jaw, got dressed and went home.

    the moral of the story is, you dont really know your friends very well so dont go drinking their homemade wine or you may end up getting bummed.

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    im posting this anonymously for obvious reasons
    Buhahahahahahaha you sure about that Det?

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    fuck, i thought it did it anon automatically in this section?
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    fuck me det, you should get your own tv show, you make shamless look tame
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    HAHA fooking classic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Detector View Post
    fuck, i thought it did it anon automatically in this section?
    i cant describe how much this has made me laugh
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Brilliant!

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    You've got far to much spare time on your hands Det

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    Sorry Det, I was going to fuck me Nan that night but simply had to fuck you cos, when you threw up out the window poor Nan was underneath it lubing herself up for me, but after you'd covered in your carrot and strawberry soup, she was just too splippery to get a proper grip on. (nice tight bottom BTW dear )
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    fuckin brilliant

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    Hahahahahahaaaa!!!! Fucking diamond!!

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    Fuckin pissin myself!

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    hahahah you made my morning! cheers det matey. hahahahha

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    Thats got to be post of the year

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    Quote Originally Posted by greaseweasel View Post
    Thats got to be post of the year
    seconded!

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    Well I've read some posts on here over the years but this one must be the best by far.

    Poor Det, sore head, sore ass and now a sore head with shame

    But lifes full of suprises you dirty little boy LOL.

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    Lmao class.
    I STINK GET OVER IT !

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    Det, if it makes you feel better, it wouldn't have mattered if you have posted anon or not, we can recognise your writing 'style' a mile off.
    Last edited by {{909}}; 8th February 2011 at 10:56 PM.

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    For the record I guessed it was Det before I realised he forgot the Anon tickbox.

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    Made me chuckle for a good 5 mins... pmsl
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