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    DF is not about Warez or flogging dodgy copies of whatever you can get hold of. We're above that - far more advanced. Ask anyone here about the first reason for getting the internet and they WILL laugh at you.

    The only thing worth trading here is witty banter, grilling of noobs and the sharing of intelligence.

    The odd bit of technology development sometimes come up, although the most recent and main one that is everywhere at the moment, CANNOT BE DISCUSSED for obvious reasons (Read the Rules!)

    Anyone that wants anything else to be added to the VIP section should contact a MOD/Admin and see if it is possible or worth adding before moaning.

    Looks like we are 'Open' again and applications have been scraped.
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    look mate, we are not a warez/trading forum we are here for a laugh and to share our passion for everything software and hardware, nothing more, im afraid if your here to make money your in the wrong place
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    And if you don't like it we will give the crab your I.P

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    Quote Originally Posted by stimpy View Post
    Who the fook buys warez these days?
    Just what I was asking myself!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonEp View Post
    Just what I was asking myself!
    Technophobes or lazy cunts!
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday � what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
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    You know what, I've been a member here and a moderator as well and this is the first time I've ever seen a VIP member complain like a school kid that was expecting a bigger ball than his mate.

    Myself I would refund the ungreatfull twat and ban his ass because he is only here for what he can get out of it and thats not the kind of member DF needs or wants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ipadking View Post
    hiya

    i am a member vip now what can i get ?

    You need to be patient and all vip's MUST send a pm (private message) to the following people for access to their section or you wont see them:

    4ME2 - beastiality xxx, scat, snuff
    MALTLOAF - sky digit@l hack - free sky tv forever
    BERTROOT - gay awareness forum

    once you pm those members you will get FULL instant access.
    A wise man once said " "

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    actually for getting yourself a vip membership here is your reward:

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3ba_1297827485
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    Sorry for the delay!

    Here's your VIP subscription to the Daily Mail on-line audio highlights edition.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI

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    Cos your a VIP you can now view this website


    [SHOWTOGROUPS=80]
    http://www.horseballs.com/
    [/SHOWTOGROUPS]


    Enjoy


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    Quote Originally Posted by ipadking View Post
    hiya

    i am a member vip now what can i get ?
    U can get a go on my mum

    Sent from my HTC Hero using Tapatalk

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    thats dangerous talk, a/s/l?

    free tommorow for me an cj?
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    Well obviously ipadking gets first dibs on her....seeing as hes been a vip 2 minutes its only fair i give him everything he so wishes first.

    Sent from my HTC Hero using Tapatalk

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