Massage parlour

[Mr Men]

Has anyone been to a hair salon/massage which is legit and over time been offered extras? If so what's your story and how did it come about?

[ZX7R]

Det?

[Detector]

lol for once i dont have a story but...

funny enough i was asking a mate of mine if there were any genuine massage parlours about that was not a fuck shop, i just wanted a massage and not bothered about any extras, at my age any excitement the old fella gets has to be special and some 33 yr old crack whore aint gona do fuck all for me

[Sanj[UK]]

Ask gti

[Mr Men]

lol for once i dont have a story but...

funny enough i was asking a mate of mine if there were any genuine massage parlours about that was not a fuck shop, i just wanted a massage and not bothered about any extras, at my age any excitement the old fella gets has to be special and some 33 yr old crack whore aint gona do fuck all for me

Cheers for your honesty...I'm just curious to know if legit businesses really do groom regular customers

[chesser]

to be honest mate I'm not suprised Det didn't have a story cos being a Wakey lad myself born and bred (not living there now) massage parlour = westgate run on a friday and saturday night ....

[Detector]

@chesser, that westgate run is a bad un, last time i did it i got locked up for 4 hours d&d

[CzarJunkie]

to be honest mate I'm not suprised Det didn't have a story cos being a Wakey lad myself born and bred (not living there now) massage parlour = westgate run on a friday and saturday night ....

Fuck, that takes me back. Done a few of those in my time, always used to start at the Redoubt and try and have a pint in each pub. Usually by the time we got to the Black Horse there'd be all sorts of fun and games going on. That's going back 20 years though. Where abouts in Wakey you from?

[Detector]

be careful of czar chesser he likes the brown fandango

[CzarJunkie]

be careful of czar chesser he likes the brown fandango

I might have bummed him already if he's from Wakey.

[Detector]

just to add, one year we finished the westgate run at the harewood arms (its on kirkgate i know but we were pissed). and i woke up next to a bloke called paul - say no more!

[JonEp]

i woke up next to a bloke called paul - say no more!

Second confession of this nature in a week DET.

[Nibb]

Second confession of this nature in a week DET.

Whhhooossshhh!

[Detector]

on this occasion i have confessed to nothing , i just said i woke up next to paul which could be plutonic.

[CzarJunkie]

on this occasion i have confessed to nothing , i just said i woke up next to paul which could be plutonic.

Paul reckons there was 3 inch still left in when he woke up. Luckily, he said, your arse is like a welly top and it slid out without much effort.

[chesser]

I might have bummed him already if he's from Wakey.

no feckin chance! I was born on Dewsbury Road next door to Leo's Supermarket...moved to Ossett and spent 18 years there, spent alot of time 25 years ago (feckin hell that long) in Rooftops and Casanovas...and the one people forget Central Gardens that sold food, never went in there LOL!