small penis issues

[Anonymous]

a 'mate' of mine cough suffers with a small penis, he has been looking into getting a penile implant but was unsure about it being safe to do. has anyone here had any similar surgery and if so does it really help? his penis is like a squashed grape after many years of steroid use so any help or advice is appreciated.

serious request btw.
ps - i wanted to add when its erect its like a hp pencil

[chesser]

Det's here again I see!

[bobo06]

Loose a bit of weight and he might be able to see his dick.

[GTI]

If its any consololation I have a hell of a time find briefs with a big enough pouch. And as for women preferring it, tell that to the girl who had to have a vaginal reconstruction after what the the gynacologist described as 'an assault with a baseball bat'. I only escaped a custodial sentence after agreeing to marry the poor wench and adopt a Ghanian child, since she would never be able to have kids .... thanks to my massive cock

I am cursed I tell thee

[Mickey]

Get a decent bloke/bird to give it a blowjob. It should rise to the occasion

[t00lbox]

Are you sure your not a girl with a big clit ?

[burner1]

Tell them to try homosexuality mate... he could shove a rolling pin up their arse from behind and they'd brag he's massive to their mates.