Hell hath no fury

[Anonymous]

Than a humilated boyfriend....
I found out that my evil girlfriend was sleeping around with one of my best mates so I went about making his life an absolute misery. Starting off with his car, I stabbed up all four tyres, glued his windscreen wipers to the glass and then finished off the tube of UHU in his locks. Knowing that he'd had a recent operation, I spoofed a letter from the hospital informing him that he was HIV positive. I also thought it would be a laugh to put his email and home addresses on all the bulk mailing lists I could find. Sensing that I should also punish his family, I proceeded to desecrate all the graves in the family plot. As B&Q had a 2 for 1 on, I bought and poured paint stripper on his dad's, mum's and sister's cars and then did the same for all the other Hamiltons in the area (just in case they were any relation). Finally the voices in my head urged me to pour a gallon of petrol through his letterbox and torch his flat with him still in it. Now that the cunt looks like the love child of Simon Weston and Freddy Krueger, we'll see if that bitch comes crawling back to me for forgiveness

[GTI]

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[Anonymous]

Pointless for me to post anonymously...just check my location!

[DJ OD]

Donut! lol


DJ OD

[Ashley]

Fuck me wouldn't wanna get on the wrong side of you

[Anonymous]

done something very similar although i stopped at setting his house on fire but i did push his car under his window and set that on fire with a gallon of petrol. also done other stuff but nothing as good or as satisfying as setting his pride and joy alight.

ps it was the missus ex

[Anonymous]

oo, i forgot to add these:

ive kidnapped a guy who i thought had stolen something off me and ive taped him up, put him in the back of a van and taken him to a local pond where i dangled him over it. i only stopped when i turned around and there was an old woman and a kid walking by lol, i just said hello and fucked off.

another time we were driving back from a job in scotland and this lad was doing my fucking head in about how he had brayed all the hard men in barnsley and that he was feared and respected blah blah blah. i stopped the van at the next rest stop dragged him out and poured petrol all over his yellow work jacket (while it was still on him) and set him alight. should have seen the cunt squeal like a pig lol.

[Anonymous]

I don't believe most of those, but if they are true, you want locking up.

[Anonymous]

I agree. Sounds like a load of billy bollocks to me.

[Nibb]

I don't believe most of those, but if they are true, you want locking up.

I agree. Sounds like a load of billy bollocks to me.

Probably Argyll to ashamed to use his name!!

[cyprus]

If we're on the subject of hard, I was fucking a girl for so long that as I was lying back letting her finish me off with a hand-job, I shot my load so hard that I gave myself a fucking facial...she was laughing hysterically as she scooped up my goo from my chin and nose with her fingers...

[Nibb]

If we're on the subject of hard, I was fucking a girl for so long that as I was lying back letting her finish me off with a hand-job, I shot my load so hard that I gave myself a fucking facial...she was laughing hysterically as she scooped up my goo from my chin and nose with her fingers...

Girl was it? Sounds a bit gay to me!!

[Freddy]

If we're on the subject of hard, I was fucking a girl for so long that as I was lying back letting her finish me off with a hand-job, I shot my load so hard that I gave myself a fucking facial...she was laughing hysterically as she scooped up my goo from my chin and nose with her fingers...

Was she actually a he? Was your load actually his?

[Freddy]

Bam! Two simultaneous replies don't lie.

[cyprus]

Bahahahaahahah, laughing out loud in an office full of people. Cunts!

[DJ OD]

Bahahahaahahah, laughing out loud in an office full of people. Cunts!

Na ah,

No cunts for you gayboy...


DJ OD

[MsDG]

Than a humilated boyfriend....
I found out that my evil girlfriend was sleeping around with one of my best mates so I went about making his life an absolute misery. Starting off with his car, I stabbed up all four tyres, glued his windscreen wipers to the glass and then finished off the tube of UHU in his locks. Knowing that he'd had a recent operation, I spoofed a letter from the hospital informing him that he was HIV positive. I also thought it would be a laugh to put his email and home addresses on all the bulk mailing lists I could find. Sensing that I should also punish his family, I proceeded to desecrate all the graves in the family plot. As B&Q had a 2 for 1 on, I bought and poured paint stripper on his dad's, mum's and sister's cars and then did the same for all the other Hamiltons in the area (just in case they were any relation). Finally the voices in my head urged me to pour a gallon of petrol through his letterbox and torch his flat with him still in it. Now that the cunt looks like the love child of Simon Weston and Freddy Krueger, we'll see if that bitch comes crawling back to me for forgiveness

Wouldn't it have been quicker just to get your erectile dysfunction sorted?