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    So yesterday I met up with a group of people to celebrate Paddy's day. The Guinness was cheap, I had plenty and you got one of them hats too.

    Everyone else were smart enough and headed home around midnight, but I went to a nightclub by myself. I sat at a table and at some stage this really beautiful woman came and joined me, she was model beautiful. I don't recall what was discussed, probably just some feeble attempts to be funny etc. I was quite drunk at this point. Then I got it in my head that she was probably a he, why else would someone that good looking sit with me. I of course had to say this then to her, she went quiet took my hand put it under her skirt and into her knickers, this was obviously not a guy
    She then stood up, most likely really pissed off, left me and went back to her friends. I looked over a few times and I could tell from her body language that she was not impressed by me.

    Now, you shouldn't do things like that to me, as now I was given a green light to that and that it was acceptable to do. I then later took initiative and started talking to this other woman at the bar, at some stage I groped her groin and it took her a millisecond to deliver a really painful slap on my face. When I woke up this morning, alone of course, I looked in the mirror and I have actually been bleeding from my right eyebrow, that's how hard she slapped me.

    I won't be going back to that place again, doubt that I'm welcome either.
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    Default Re: St Patrick's Day 2011

    The 1st one was probably post-op. Did her clunge feel like an inside out marigold?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
    The 1st one was probably post-op. Did her clunge feel like an inside out marigold?
    Haha Well, I didn't want to get into details, but she was really wet and this was not proof enough for me, I actually sniffed my fingers, as if she didn't have enough reason to leave me in my own misery.
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    You still enjoying Singapore then cronus71
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    Quote Originally Posted by tombott View Post
    You still enjoying Singapore then cronus71
    Well, it's these kind of incidents, they are consistent too and they tell me I should leave as soon as I get a good chance. I don't think this is normal anymore and can't be good for me either.
    Luckily I didn't lose anything yesterday, just the free hat
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    Quote Originally Posted by cronus71 View Post
    Well, it's these kind of incidents, they are consistent too and they tell me I should leave as soon as I get a good chance. I don't think this is normal anymore and can't be good for me either.
    Luckily I didn't lose anything yesterday, just the free hat
    Singapore sounds like my kinda town.

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    Singapore sounds like my kinda town.
    You'd love it mate, it's fucking bonkers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tombott View Post
    You'd love it mate, it's fucking bonkers.
    Yes, I think what happened to me was a result of this racism they practice here. I mean, they do it to themselves and you are treated like royalty or some sort of superstar. In the beginning it felt like constantly being on stage, you know when people take pictures of you with their mobiles etc. All this because I am Caucasian. So obviously my head was eventually filled with urea and I started acting like it, not a good thing at all.
    Things got a little better when I was seeing someone here more regularly, but as you can read from my post I still manage to act like a total jerk at times.

    So, yes, I'm looking forward to the day when I'm going back to Europe, to an environment which to me is more normal. Let's hope I don't bring Singapore with me just the stories.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cronus71 View Post
    Yes, I think what happened to me was a result of this racism they practice here. I mean, they do it to themselves and you are treated like royalty or some sort of superstar. In the beginning it felt like constantly being on stage, you know when people take pictures of you with their mobiles etc. All this because I am Caucasian. So obviously my head was eventually filled with urea and I started acting like it, not a good thing at all.
    Things got a little better when I was seeing someone here more regularly, but as you can read from my post I still manage to act like a total jerk at times.

    So, yes, I'm looking forward to the day when I'm going back to Europe, to an environment which to me is more normal. Let's hope I don't bring Singapore with me just the stories.
    sounds like you are losing sight of why your there mate, get back down the tranny bar and enjoy yourself!
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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