So yesterday I met up with a group of people to celebrate Paddy's day. The Guinness was cheap, I had plenty and you got one of them hats too.
Everyone else were smart enough and headed home around midnight, but I went to a nightclub by myself. I sat at a table and at some stage this really beautiful woman came and joined me, she was model beautiful. I don't recall what was discussed, probably just some feeble attempts to be funny etc. I was quite drunk at this point. Then I got it in my head that she was probably a he, why else would someone that good looking sit with me. I of course had to say this then to her, she went quiet took my hand put it under her skirt and into her knickers, this was obviously not a guy
She then stood up, most likely really pissed off, left me and went back to her friends. I looked over a few times and I could tell from her body language that she was not impressed by me.
Now, you shouldn't do things like that to me, as now I was given a green light to that and that it was acceptable to do. I then later took initiative and started talking to this other woman at the bar, at some stage I groped her groin and it took her a millisecond to deliver a really painful slap on my face. When I woke up this morning, alone of course, I looked in the mirror and I have actually been bleeding from my right eyebrow, that's how hard she slapped me.
I won't be going back to that place again, doubt that I'm welcome either.
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