Detector took his cat to the vets

[4me2]

Detector (Yorkshireman): "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?
Detector (Yorkshireman): "Nay, I've browt it with us."

[4me2]

Mickey from Leeds with a sore rectum asks his chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?" Chemist replies "Aye, magnum or cornetto?

[Realist]

They are getting worse and worse, poor Det

[Detector]

lol all good things come to those who wait, i can feel a postal label coming on

[Realist]

Here we go, round one

[4me2]

Det's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he
decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Det: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?" Det: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"

[4me2]

Ok, let's make this a little less personal (No names)

A Yorkshireman's wife dies and the widower decides that herheadstone should have the words "She Were Thine" engraved on it. He calls the stone mason, who assures him that the headstone will be ready a few days after the funeral.
True to his word the stone mason calls the widower to say that the headstone is ready and would he like to come and have a look. When the widower gets there he takes one look at the stone to see that it's been engraved "She Were Thin". He explodes - "bloody 'ell man, you've left the "e" out, you've left the damn "e" out!"The stone mason apologises and assures the poor widower that it will be rectified the following morning.Next day comes and the widower returns to the stone mason - "There you go sir, I've put the "e" on the stone for you".The widower looks at the stone and then reads out aloud -"E, She Were Thin".

[4me2]

YouTube - The Goodies- Ecky Thump

[4me2]

YouTube - Yorkshire Airlines - Ee Bah Gum Lad!

[Realist]

LOL cast the first stone.

Det your turn.

[4me2]

YouTube - The Goodies: Black Pudding Bertha on Shangalang

[4me2]

YouTube - Monty Python - Four Yorkshiremen

[Detector]

LOL cast the first stone.

Det your turn.

lol i already have

[Realist]

Goodies are class not seen them in years.

[Realist]

Owe keep us updated with outcome lad

lol i already have

[4me2]

YouTube - Tea Tasters (Tetley Advert from the Archive)

[Realist]

There gona be blood, sweat and tears I can feel it in my water

[JonEp]

What is this? Pick on the first bloke wearing a cloth hat?

Lets face it DET has had more sex with more people (voluntarily and otherwide 80) ) and documented here for the enjoyment of all then most DF members.

The chap needs a medal not a box of teabags ;0)

[russbeer]

Reminds me of the joke about the drug craze sweeping the clubs in yorkshire where ecstasy is injected directly into the hard fleshy parts of the mouth.

They call it "E by gum"

[Detector]

@jonep - i draw the line at tugela