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    Default Re: Almost had sex with my boss

    But now you have shunned her advances , your probz not high on the list of promotion .
    So you have done your wife a disservice buy not fucking her and getting a promotion.

    Have you thougt about it from that angle ?

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    Lol, if my boss came on to me, I'd definitely go there I suppose I am
    single, but even still... think of the good things that'll happen.....

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    Default Re: Almost had sex with my boss

    Quote Originally Posted by plug1 View Post
    But now you have shunned her advances , your probz not high on the list of promotion .
    So you have done your wife a disservice buy not fucking her and getting a promotion.

    Have you thougt about it from that angle ?

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    Definitely could work against him as they say " hell has no fury like a women unspermed"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Karoline View Post
    Lol, if my boss came on to me, I'd definitely go there I suppose I am
    single, but even still... think of the good things that'll happen.....

    Aye but your a big girl you gotta put out just to be noticed.


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    Default Re: Almost had sex with my boss

    She got a pic?
    IT people slash forward.

    Also, lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part....

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    Quote Originally Posted by plug1 View Post
    But now you have shunned her advances , your probz not high on the list of promotion .
    So you have done your wife a disservice buy not fucking her and getting a promotion.

    Have you thougt about it from that angle ?

    Plug.
    lol.....I can see the logic, but I think that my mrs would be more narked about me shagging a woman I probably see more than her, than not getting some non-existent promotion.

    Besides, I'm also good friends with my boss so she'd never do that. It would have been an awful drunken mistake. It would have been mint though.

    Ah well, maybe in another life.
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday � what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
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    Oh dear what are you doing? How do you think fern cotton got on the tv!

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    Default Re: Almost had sex with my boss

    I'm thinking of starting a thread titled I almost fucked a supermodel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by diablos View Post
    I'm thinking of starting a thread titled I almost fucked a supermodel.
    I would "like" that, for sympathy
    No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...

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    Quote Originally Posted by diablos View Post
    Aye but your a big girl you gotta put out just to be noticed.
    How do you know that Karoline is a big girl?

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    Quote Originally Posted by russbeer View Post
    How do you know that Karoline is a big girl?

    I'm visualising.

    Scottish burd no boyfriend = lesbian or a Fatty.


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    I'm regretting my decision. If the situation arises again, I am going to shag her.
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    Default Re: Almost had sex with my boss

    Don't regret the situation; you still have your integrity. If you had boffed her brains out, you'd have none. Have you considered that it may have been a test of your business scruples?

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    You regretting it because its Saturday night and you want pussy, or because of our opinions or something else ?

    Either way, I think that ship may have sailed!

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    Default Re: Almost had sex with my boss

    Quote Originally Posted by Ginnerfreak View Post
    WTF does that have to do with it!

    oh, wait a minute... your seeing if he has already made bad decissions in the past!

    Post of the Thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by russbeer View Post
    You regretting it because its Saturday night and you want pussy, or because of our opinions or something else ?
    The former, I assure you! I was pissed, that's all.

    Good thread, thanks for the replies. Cheers.
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    Default Re: Almost had sex with my boss

    Up until a year before I got married I was knocking the back out of my female boss for several years.
    In fairness, she wasn't my actual boss, just the boss of a seperate team that I routinely did some work for.
    In any case, she was pure filth.
    A small summary of what we got up to:

    Blowjob in:
    Her office
    Her bosses office
    the Directors office
    Council Chambers
    (all with swallow)

    full sex in:
    Emergency planning room (including anal )
    Traffic signal control room
    Underground car park
    Pretty much every rural pub car park in the County


    Came to a natural end when we realised apart from the sex we had little in common. Thankfully still good mates, although social functions can be a little uncomfortable.

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    Default Re: Almost had sex with my boss

    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    Up until a year before I got married I was knocking the back out of my female boss for several years.
    In fairness, she wasn't my actual boss, just the boss of a seperate team that I routinely did some work for.
    In any case, she was pure filth.
    A small summary of what we got up to:

    Blowjob in:
    Her office
    Her bosses office
    the Directors office
    Council Chambers
    (all with swallow)

    full sex in:
    Emergency planning room (including anal )
    Traffic signal control room
    Underground car park
    Pretty much every rural pub car park in the County


    Came to a natural end when we realised apart from the sex we had little in common. Thankfully still good mates, although social functions can be a little uncomfortable.
    Just out of curiosity, what age were you then? I went through something similar, but this girl was at the same level as me on the management ladder. I was 27 at the time, and she was 25, great times.
    But I think it's good to go through something like that, I mean it's over and done with and then one can consider being in a more stable relationship. Though that doesn't apply to me.
    “If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?”


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    Default Re: Almost had sex with my boss

    Yup, things are totally weird between me and the boss. Fucking great.

    Stupid fucking women.

    Anyway. I would lock the thread if I could as I have embarrassed myself enough, even though I am anonymous. Lol
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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