Caught peeping

[{{909}}]

Not going anon on this cos its nowt too embarrassing, or beyond what any man would do, just thought I'd share the story.

Yesterday I caught the train to go see my gf, warm sunny day, lots of short skirts about, one stunner got off the train as I was waiting to board, of which i had a good eyeful of as she walked past, as you do.
The train was busy and as entered the carriage there was a similarly dressed woman trying to organise her multiples of luggage, she had put a large suitcase in the rack thing (which was now full) and was sat positioning a smaller case in the seat next to her, the window seat. Now as she leaned over to struggle with this, her arse was raised and..well..the skirt did a bad job of covering her rather fantastic rear, so, being a man, i lent forward slightly to optimise my view, feeling safe to perv as I was shielded by high train seats.
it took her a good 15 seconds to settle her case and gave me 15 seconds of erection educing viewing pleasure. As she was about to settle back into her chair and the train was about to depart, i quickly sat back into my chair and assuming my natural, innocent demeanor, a quick glance out the window and to my horror I saw the girl who I eyed getting off the train stood with her nose virtually touching the glass of my window, staring me right in the face with the most disgusted face I have ever seen in my life. She forced a smile to the girl who's arse I had been admiring and waved to her as the train pulled out.

At this point, i went redder than a beetroot, but since the train was now moving, at least I'd got away with it to some extent...but no, the platform girl must have then text the other girl telling her what I'd just done as I heard her get a text, immediately she clocked me and gave me the same disgusted face, resulting in me achieving the same beetroot display of embarrassment.

I'm just glad I resisted the temptation to take a picture of her ass with my phone..cos I was bloody tempted!

[chesser]

God Bless, has to be done simple! Shame you didn't get get the pics though

[Mickey]

that is soo funny matey. We have all done it at times, but you got caught

[Realist]

LOL its great being a man

[flumperino]

Buhaha classic

[BBK]

Good work!

[littlebilly1]

Unlucky on getting caught, In situations like this I move slightly to one side and make it look as if I've stretched my leg to get out my phone or wallet, then once you've had a good ogle, proceed to play with said phone or remove something from the wallet


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[Nibb]

Should have given them both the thumbs up!!

[DejaVu]

Agree with Nibb. I'd have winked at her with a cheeky grin and congratulated her for having a show stopping backside!

In situations like this I move slightly to one side and make it look as if I've stretched my leg to get out my phone or wallet, then once you've had a good ogle, proceed to play with said phone or remove something from the wallet

Would'nt staring at her arse with your hand in your pocket look even worse!!?!

[GTI]

If women don't want us to admire their bodies, they shouldn't wear low cut tops and short skirts

[chesser]

sometimes I find a generous round of applause works..it did in Barcelona

[G-Virus|DAN|]

yeh thats totally annoying...u were merelyy appreciating the female form......to be greeted with looks of disgust. unbelieveable lol

[flumperino]

If women don't want us to admire their bodies, they shouldn't wear low cut tops and short skirts

Exactly what I was going to say.

Women wear nice shit to look nice for men - they might prattle on about wanting to look nice for 'themselves', but that is bollocks.

They wear nice stuff so they look attractive to us, then get pissy when we actually look. I have never understood the logic.

[Possy_99]

I have never understood the logic.

don't try too hard trying to understand women.. this might happen..

Spoiler:

[Detector]

i can beat that, as a youngster i was staying at a boarding school and used to travcel home via train on the weekends. the toilets in those days in the old 125 trains had slanty metal grills which you could see right into the loo if you sat right . this one day a mate of mine john best went in the loo and started to force a large slot in the grills with his comb, problem was a gaurd had come to check all our tickets and theres this pink fucking comb moving in and out of the slots LOL. tried my best not to laugh.

so we waited until the victims went to the loo and as most hot blooded teenage schoolkids with more spunk than a giraffe would do - we looked. on my turn i bent right down to have a look only to see a pair of eyes stairing straight back at me - i fucking shit myself. the twat before me had made a noise so she saw us.

she came out with a smirk on her face and give us a bollocking.

never did that again

[{{909}}]

judging by the majority of women round ere, they wear the clothes they do cos everyone else is wearing them but if they are wearing a skirt thats a couple of inches lower than their anus, surely you expect to expose yourself occasionally and if that happens you cant help it if men look. I think in this case the girls were back off hols so were probably still in holi-slag attire.

A convo I once overheard from a couple of birds was going along the lines that men just stare at their boobs and not their face (which is in some way looking at them as a person), true i thought but firstly i can see everyones face everywhere i look, but not their heaving cleavage and secondly, in a lot of cases the face is far less attractive than the chest.

[BigBrand]

Did she look like this?

[ss30]

I can't understand why a lot of women who wear leggings also wear long top's/jumpers that cover there arse, why wear leggings if you don't want men to stair at there front or back bottom.

[maltloaf]

summer + women = great.

I take a different route home during the summer months because I then get to go past the 6th form college. It's well worth the extra traffic ! We also have a coffee bar in the middle of our pedestrianised bit which is well known as the 'perv cafe' as you can sit there and watch hotties drift past in short skirts all day long !

[flumperino]

I take a different route home during the summer months because I then get to go past the 6th form college.!

dirty bastard!

Where is it and what time do I need to be there?