so heres one i heard today...
My wife and i walked past a swanky new restaurant last night. "Did you smell that food, it smelt incredible?" she said. Being the nice guy i am, i thought "Fu(k it, i'll treat her"
So we walked past it again....
so heres one i heard today...
My wife and i walked past a swanky new restaurant last night. "Did you smell that food, it smelt incredible?" she said. Being the nice guy i am, i thought "Fu(k it, i'll treat her"
So we walked past it again....
I went up to this fat bird in the pub last night.
"You're a big lass, aren't you?" I said.
"Tell me something I don't know," she replied with a tear in her eye.
"Salad tastes nice."
Decided to go healthy today and go for a jog.
As I set off, I heard clapping behind me.
Then I realised it was my arse cheering me on!
BertRoot (13th September 2011)
Badum tish...
My girl friend recently found out she was adopted,she was devastated...kept crying and asking why they did not want her. I cuddled her a bit,she then asked me to make love to her...I did so and the tear's began to flow even more,I suppose shagging her and shouting who's your daddy might have been a bit insensitive...
grrrd (21st September 2011)
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