Advice from uncle det

[Detector]

I just wanted to give some advice to you all.

if you ever get prescibed capsacain cream for back problems, NEVER and i mean never take a shit or have a wank after rubbing the cream on your back.

ive been crippled in pain here, feels like my nob, arse and mouth is on fire.

[Detector]

ps for those that dont know, this cream is derived from chillies and its reallly hot when under friction

[consoles]

So you been having a wank then having a cheeky finger then having a lick... good lad

[jamie_h88]

I would also advise not to shit and wank at the same time.

[4me2]

I just wanted to give some advice to you all.

if you ever get prescibed capsacain cream for back problems, NEVER and i mean never take a shit or have a wank after rubbing the cream on your back.

ive been crippled in pain here, feels like my nob, arse and mouth is on fire.

You need to have a word with your boyfriend.

Just because it doesn't say It's not to be used as an anal lubricant doesn't me it will be ok.

The bit about your arse and your mouth on fire is way too much information for us Hetersexuals.

[MsDG]

I would also advise not to shit and wank at the same time.

Indeed... how the hell would you know if you are coming or going?