Your favourite quotes......

[CallmeGoose]

Couple of quotes I like, most of which relate to working at sea. What are you favourite quotes and why?

"Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever.”

"Sea is my country, ship is my home, duty is my life."

"Good things come to those who wait"

"Sailors work like horses at sea and spend their money like asses ashore. "

“Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80, 000 Feet and Climbing.”

"If you cant quantify or prove that something exists, then it probably doesnt"

"'Forgotten Fourth Service' (Merchant Navy) - Lest we forget those who made the ultimate sacrifice

[BigBrand]

"Never under estimate the power of stupidity"

[miffy]

'The budgie with no teeth always succeeds'

'The man with his dick in the peanut butter jar is fucking nuts'

[CzarJunkie]

One off the wrist is worth two in the bank

[crashtestmac]

"Long days and pleasant nights...."
Gun slinger series by Stephen King.

[stevo25]

"You're a smart fella dad, And you're a fart smeller Meg" Family Guy

[stimpy]

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing you don't put one in a fruit salad.

[DJ OD]

"House is where you live, Garage is where you park your car. Hardcore is a feeling man."

"this ain't no place for a newbie, so find your self a fucking clue like scooby"

"You're knocking me for mixing with CD turntables, and you're cooking on fucking gas?!" [BBQ's]

"How do you remove a sure lid from in side a FANNY . . I am running out of ideas . ? This is not a joke"

DJ OD

[BigBrand]

"A Coward Dies a Thousand Deaths A Hero Dies But One"

[hotentot]

"I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!” - Homer Simpson

[maltloaf]

A lad I used to work with used to say this about drinking

"If you can't run with the big dogs, stay in the porch"

Also on an all man village advertising for women to marry them,

"the odds are good but the goods are odd"

[tiggerbiker]

“Your arse, if you’re going fast enough.”

–Barry sheene's famous retort when asked by a BBC reporter, “What goes through your mind during a crash?”

[TheThingIs]

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[mikeair46]

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
A mate of mine always used "You cant make an omelette without breaking some eggs".

[casio]

"I never thought you'd find out" - Homer Simpson
"Failure is always an option" - Adam Savage
"If you no longer go for a gap you're no longer a racing driver" - Senna
"You know what? I'm done... I couldn't give two shits, shove your job as far up your arse as you can get it you wanker" - Me circa jan 15th 2009

my last and favorite even though I don't know who said it "Go big or go home"

[Wizzo]

'I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered' - George Best

[Detector]

"Sometime life is now how you make it but life makes you what you are" me.

"Here linda smell that" - me again while holding a fart in my hand

[CallmeGoose]

"if it flys, floats or fucks....rent it"

[beerman]

"she's so wet I could hear the waves breaking in her fanny" - Jay in the Inbetweeners movie.

[burner1]

It's better to make mistakes with something you've done, rather than have regrets for something you didn't.