A man phones an airfix model shop and asks, "Do you have a model of an Italian cruise liner?"
The shop owner replies, " Yes. We have just one left"
The man says, "Can you put it on one side for me?"
A man phones an airfix model shop and asks, "Do you have a model of an Italian cruise liner?"
The shop owner replies, " Yes. We have just one left"
The man says, "Can you put it on one side for me?"
Dear Lord, please grant me the ability to punch people in the face over Standard TCP/IP
Dont mean to pick at your joke, it was ok.
I found after i read it i was more focused on the "can you put it on one side for me"
You should have said "can you put it to one side for me" it would have made more sense?
Sorry for being a Cnut.
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must be a geographic thing, where I am from people say can you put it on one side, I also think this fits the joke but after all the diagnosis maybe just not funny :-(
LS
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Teajunkie (26th January 2012)
LOL yeah im in the south.
You must be in the inbred part
TJ
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Im in sunny Bolton and we say " can you put it to one side for me "
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I give up, it was a joke only
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LS dont take it the wrong way buddy im just messing with you
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Airfix don't do model cruise liners, only historic battle ships. Perhaps you were thinking of Revell?
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yeh thats right it was revell and it wasnt Italian it was Greek, and it wasnt a shop it was mail order, The guy didnt have one left he had six.
LS
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Uh sort of..... reserve and collect!
I know thats not strictly mail order but close if you count argos, tesco and B&Q who have home delivery.
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Have you ever been to the local park after it's slashed down??
Full of geek's in pac-a-macs with remote control boats and thick glasses, constantly being pushed up onto the eyebrows from the lower nose area, sprouting some shit about on-board engine size and dreaming of being laid.
When their mum dies they will have a whole house to themselves who's gonna wash those Y-fronts.
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Wouldn't it of just been better to walk in the shop and as you go to ask, the man behind the counter asks if it's a joke?
I cant believe how far we have gone to ruin lous joke
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You can get a model of the Costa Concordia on ebay but its in a bottle.
mind you, I think the captain of that boat was halfway through a bottle while he was steering the fecker!
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