Kelly Brook

[AspectUK]

Perhaps it's just me but when she dresses herself she looks fookin stupid (evidence bikinis above) but when she dresses for a shoot with what is probably given to her to wear she looks like a girl I'd fuck the angry out of

[BigBrand]

Saw fitter girls in the district in Amsterdam last night.

[Golly gosh]

Have to agree.......fit as a butchers dog.........looks good in glamour stuff.......but left to herself......thinks she's a bit of a dumbo.......remember her from her days on a breakfast TV program..........about as bright as a Toc H lamp....

[blaggard]

Christ, Toc H?! showing your age there. . .

[Golly gosh]

Sorry.....couldn't think of anything that shone much dimmer

[JMannUK]

Any day!

[Mobileman]

Any day!

I suggest you read the rules before spamming every tits and arse thread on here as pleasant as they are !

[ViSaGe]

She does nothing for me either... much prefer brains AND beauty.....Rachel Riley...

[blaggard]

Ooooh Rachel, I'd crawl a thousand miles naked up streets of broken glass just to stick matchsticks in her turds. . . .

[ViSaGe]

Ooooh Rachel, I'd crawl a thousand miles naked up streets of broken glass just to stick matchsticks in her turds. . . .

Congratulations! this is, by far, the worst mental image I've had today... you have ruined my jelly, water pistol, white bikini dream! brilliant!