Christ Id give her rhe best 30seconds of her life!!
Kelly Brook
Christ Id give her rhe best 30seconds of her life!!
"Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday � what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
Karl Pilkington
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Re: Kelly Brook
30 bragging again Nibb!
Re: Kelly Brook
Nice tits, but something tells me she'd be shit in bed.
Roach-Rampino (2nd February 2012)
Re: Kelly Brook
30 seconds I'll last 2 at most.
Re: Kelly Brook
What a horrible bikini (am I gay?).
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Re: Kelly Brook
YESOriginally Posted by tombott
Just use enough water to cover your vegetables,the same goes for when you're having a bath....
Re: Kelly Brook
No I agree the bikini is fucking awful.
She's nowt special and probably is like a sack of King Edwards in bed.
It speaks volumes for her personality that she lets her agent/publicist choose her boyfriends...her Tweets are so contrived too. She's proven time and time again that she is just a pretty face and nothing more. Can't act. Can't present. Can't sing. Can you tell that I'm not keen on her?
It reminds me of the XXX of Keeley Hazell that got "leaked"...not only did she have a cunt like a run over cat but she looked like she didn't have the first clue how to suck cock. Some of the fittest girls I ever fucked were the laziest in the bedroom. Good looks only get you so far under the covers.
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Re: Kelly Brook
And therein lies the rub!
Pick a bird with a face like a bag of pegs cos she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose or a gorgeous bint who's likely to handle your old boy like a burns victim holding a trout!
Last edited by Nibb; 2nd February 2012 at 05:02 PM.
"Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday � what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
Karl Pilkington
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Re: Kelly Brook
Have you seen her tits out mate? I know you like naturals but for a girl of her age, she's got a right pair of saggers: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images...ess010309.jpg/
I for one would be sorely disappointed, after seeing all her modelling shoots over the years, to unfetter those limp balloons.They are more befitting of mother of 3 in her late 40's.
Re: Kelly Brook
Blimey, an hour later and removed already!
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Re: Kelly Brook
I agree, they are not the best example. Although, I'd still squirt a quart of Imperial Leather on to them and enjoy a long and luxurious soapy tit wank.
I want to see Sofia Vergara's unleashed. They dress her in some outrageous wardrobe on Modern Family, it's almost unbearable.
Re: Kelly Brook
Most def! Imagine being let loose on her hot body, cracking tits, great legs and voluptious arse plus a pretty face combined with that fiery Latin temperament and her heavy Columbian accent barking sexy filth curses at you whilst you struggle not to shoot your bolt in the first 30 seconds of pumping her pussy.
Lol. Not that you've given it much thought!
Roach-Rampino (2nd February 2012)
Re: Kelly Brook
Too much sometimes!
Re: Kelly Brook
No, it's dreadful. I ended up looking at the bikini and ignoring what was in it because it is so shitty.
Almost Shakespearean eloquence.
Roach-Rampino (3rd February 2012)
I know what you mean though. I've not been watching Modern Family long, but she's definitely the star in my eyes. I watched the one where they all went on holiday to Hawaii the other night. And she's there in a bikini. Oh my god, now THAT is a bikini body.
Re: Kelly Brook
No need for nudity.....gorgeous!! :O
"Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday � what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
Karl Pilkington
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Re: Kelly Brook
"Your proposition may be good. But let's have one thing understood
Whatever it is, I'm against it! And even when you've changed it Or condensed it
I'm against it!"
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Re: Kelly Brook
She's nice but theres far nicer everday girls nicer than her.
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