Totally NSFW: what would you do?

[Realist]

So the OP is a serial flasher and get his kicks from flashing other womens boobs on forums.

HOS I think

[tronads]

Well I didnt miss them :-)

[WotTheFook]

Well I didnt miss them :-)

Does that mean the pictures are cached on your machine then?

[Zoots]

Is this bird called Laura with a tattoo on her tit?

[super mike]

So no story left, no pics and no boobs.

From what can be gathered from all the replies an unemployed fella has been beating the meat to an under aged girl/fat bloke and thinking of cheating on his wife with said bloke? Then came to an internet forum to ask the advice of strangers as to whether he should? Followed up with photos of young girls?

Fucks sake people, when others start stupid threads with ridiculous opening posts that will inevitably lead to ridicule it needs to be quoted. This way the ridicule can continue after they have become ashamed and deleted the content.

[B B Leo]

Just wondering how funny this thread would be if she was under 16.

[rIKmAN]

Wondering wtf I missed...

[Bald Bouncer]

So no story left, no pics and no boobs.

From what can be gathered from all the replies an unemployed fella has been beating the meat to an under aged girl/fat bloke and thinking of cheating on his wife with said bloke? Then came to an internet forum to ask the advice of strangers as to whether he should? Followed up with photos of young girls?

Fucks sake people, when others start stupid threads with ridiculous opening posts that will inevitably lead to ridicule it needs to be quoted. This way the ridicule can continue after they have become ashamed and deleted the content.

Perhaps we could have a competition to replace what he said from memory the best one goes in his thread as he has abused the edit system which REALLY REALLY BOILS MY PISS as all the other staff know.

I will start:

I have been unemployed since Christmas and spend all my time cracking one off to internet porn sites like www.pornhub.com www.tube8.com www.redtube.com when I was contacted out of the blue by someone who said they were 16 and they were hymen intact, I asked what area they came from and they said just down the road from me and they wanted me to take there virginity and I said I might if they sent me a picture of there tits which they did (see picture) what should I do?

[muttleymacclad]

Originally Posted by scoobie_wrc
"My member has been unemployed since Christmas, when i started viewing hard core knitting sites such as www.crochetmyflange.com, and www.knitonepearlnecklaceone.com. I found that i was strangeley drawn to angora cardies and knitted tights.

I knew my wife wouldn't understand so i thought the kind members on Df would be the best place to find sincere and caring advice. Just as i was about to post some shots of my latest conquest, my wifey walked in the door and stabbed my pecker with a knitting needle."

[Zoots]

Shit. I've made myself look a right clunge here, and I think that Zoots is a nosy cunt.. Mind you, I can't believe how gormless I was to post pics from my own public Photobucket account when there's such nosy bastards on DF

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[BigBrand]

Originally Posted by scoobie_wrc
I'm pretty shit in the bedroom when it comes to it, and not really secure within myself. I don't consider myself to old to smash one off to these young bitches. I enjoy the thrill an when I'm in the boozer the lads always joke about "I'd tag that" to the not so legal glass collector, I just love those frenchies poking above her low hipster jeans, fucking jailbait right? R Kelly got away with it, so from that everyone think this shit is acceptable right?
Fuck it I posted it, I'm not arsed, oh wait this isn't going as planned fuck it's gone tits up, abort abort abort.....Might as well fuck back off to the recently reactivated imagefap account. Booming.

[WotTheFook]

This thread keeps on giving.

[tronads]

It's kept me (easily) amused all day, thats for sure.