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    ebay Thought this ebay listing was quite funny.

    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/4-rubbish-...ht_4654wt_1514

    On offer are four Magicbox Colombo phones consisting of one black base unit and three satellite units, two black and one white.

    All four phones need to be plugged into the mains to keep the batteries charged, but only the base station needs to be connected to the phone line.

    Whilst my wife ( God love her ) thought these looked quite funky, I was against them from the start. When we got them home I soon realised they are the worst piece of $hit phones we have ever had. The menus are krap, the phonebooks capacity is pathetic, the ring tones are rubbish, and in no way do they feel like a quality item. In fact if anybody decides to buy them, the wrapping paper I use for posting is better quality than these.

    Whilst it still functions as according to the instructions, one of the black satellite handsets suffered damage during one of my a fits of rage with them.

    If you’re still mad enough to bid and you win, you will receive the four handsets complete with their batteries, four docking stations, four chargers, and one cable to connect the base docking station to your phone line. Also included will be a couple of instruction booklets. I will package them in a sturdy box for you, not for their protection, but if you hold onto it for a short while it will be useful for carrying them down to your local skip.

    Thanks to BigBird

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    Default Re: Thought this ebay listing was quite funny.

    You wont buy that then say you were mis sold. be interesting to see if someone actually buys
    all my advice is respectfully given and no offence is ever intended

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    Default Re: Thought this ebay listing was quite funny.

    you do have to appreciate the honesty
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Default Re: Thought this ebay listing was quite funny.

    If only all sellers were that honest!

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    Default Re: Thought this ebay listing was quite funny.

    I've just bid a fiver.


    * SCRAP that £7 postage, he can do one.
    "That's why I fucked your bitch you fat mother fucker"

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    Default Re: Thought this ebay listing was quite funny.

    These actually sold for £16 + the £7.75 postage. It's true what they say...you can sell any old crap on Ebay.

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    Default Re: Thought this ebay listing was quite funny.

    And the buyer left this as feedback.


    excellent product recommended would do business with again thank you 31-Mar-12 14:05
    4 rubbish Magicbox Magic Box Colombo cordless DECT telephones answer machine (#180845291038)

    I like the ecellent product bit.

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    Default Re: Thought this ebay listing was quite funny.

    lol I actually looked at an advert for these phones in the back of FOCUS magazine and thought they were really cool and funky looking good job I never bought them.

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    Default Re: Thought this ebay listing was quite funny.

    that is fucking hilarious.

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    Default Re: Thought this ebay listing was quite funny.

    I'm going to ask him a question hehe

    I'll say...

    Hello,

    Really funky looking phones you have there. What is the actual damage on the phone that you dropped? They must be really well made as i can't see much wrong with them.

    kind regards margaret

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    Default Re: Thought this ebay listing was quite funny.

    My missus is actually picking one of these up tomorrow in Red from M&S so will come back here with my review lol

    Thanks to lloydi

    Mickey (9th May 2012)  


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    Default Re: Thought this ebay listing was quite funny.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sonrisar View Post
    I'm going to ask him a question hehe

    I'll say...

    Hello,

    Really funky looking phones you have there. What is the actual damage on the phone that you dropped? They must be really well made as i can't see much wrong with them.

    kind regards margaret
    And he will say What the F*** are you Smoking Madge these sold 2 months ago. LOL
    Last edited by danthescan; 9th May 2012 at 12:56 AM.

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    Check this item out in eBay . Selling right now . Read it all funny as fuck . I know where he is coming from :-

    330726314194

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    andy262000 (9th May 2012),  JonEp (9th May 2012),  lloydi (9th May 2012)  


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    Default Re: Thought this ebay listing was quite funny.

    Quote Originally Posted by sgtbarton View Post
    Check this item out in eBay . Selling right now . Read it all funny as fuck . I know where he is coming from :-

    330726314194
    Thats Fu****g ace.

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