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    Default Re: Creating Death traps for cats

    just put a hoover in the garden and turn it on every time you see one. My cats fucking run a mile when they see me bring out the hoover....

    So lion shit keeps out cats?

    I wonder if human shit would keep out monkeys?

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    Default Re: Creating Death traps for cats

    Thought this was funny:

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    Default Re: Creating Death traps for cats

    that was hilarious!

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    Default Re: Creating Death traps for cats

    and as Im watching tht a cat jumps in to our back garden.
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    never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!

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    Default Re: Creating Death traps for cats

    You can buy something similar for £25.

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    Default Re: Creating Death traps for cats

    Fukin loads of cats where I just moved to which doesnt sit well with our Patterdale Terrier !!! She fukin hates em and has caused two episodes since we moved in about 6 weeks ago.

    1) Just after we moved (so not yet realizing the plethora of cats) I take her out the back for a piss, she sees the cat on next doors step and like a rocket runs down across their garden and chases the cat into the house. Cat screaming, neighbours shouting, dog barkin.... fuk me. The dog ran out after 2 mins followed by 6ft angry man lol

    2) About 3 weeks after first incident we left dog at home and took kids down beach... gone for about 4 hours.. came bak and dog is sitting in drive (tail wagging) puzzled, assuming left window open too much or something.... walk up back stairs to see pieces of broken plastic everywhere and a large hole in the back door where a cat flap used to be... twat must have seen a cat and smashed the locked cat flap to bits lol
    Its blocked up now

    Fukin pets

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    Default Re: Creating Death traps for cats

    Great vid

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    Default Re: Crating Death traps for cats

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    Just to take a step back here, I thought the idea of the Rhino Bar was for drunkards to talk shit (with drunken immunity).

    p.s. I'm a cat owner and cat lover, so completely agree with everything said above with respect to cruelty
    Maybe bestiality is the answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katana View Post
    Maybe bestiality is the answer.

    What gave you that idea????? You been lookin at doggy porn on Twitter?

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    Default Re: Creating Death traps for cats

    Hey the local scary old man (peado) had no problems keeping the kids from kicking balls in to his garden. Maybe its the same with cats?

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    Default Re: Creating Death traps for cats

    My Dad has tried every deterrent on the market. He said the lion poop worked but you have to keep refreshing it every time it rains so it works out pretty expensive.

    As far as I can tell there's only one solution, get a bigger cat.

    1. It will keep the other cats away
    2. It will tear chunks out of any neighbours tom cats it has a fight with
    3. It will shag rotten all the neighbours lady cats
    4. It will poop all over your neighbours lawns and never it's own

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    Default Re: Creating Death traps for cats

    My cat scooby Is a fucker for shitting in the wrong places and doesn't even bury it!
    I've used them cat deterrents only for the fucker to stand infront if it, then it just stopped working, waste of £30!

    I've used that get off sprinkle stuff, can't stand the smell and puts me off going in the garden!

    Ive put carpet grippers and plastic spikes on my fences for the fucker to mock me and walk the whole fence, I've given up now I think he deserves to shit where he wants!

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