As the title says. Whats the worst lie you have told and got away with? For me it has to have been how I cheated on my ex, almost got caught out as her sisters boyfriend caught me in the act with this other bird (was on a night out). Luckily enough, my ex, her sister and everyone else for that fact hated this guy so they never believed him. The guy got my number and started sending threatening messages. Showed them to his missus (ex's sister) and they split up.
Blatantly denied it to my ex's face, and it came to a point where we were going to break up but I managed to convince her he was lying.
Feel guilty as sin to this day.
Another thing I did was (not really a lie), but it was pretty nasty as fuck of me to do this, was that I reported the same ex and her family to the benefit fraud squad. The dad was claiming he was living alone, to get his daughters a flat - fully paid for. He was also claiming disability benefit, so was his wife, whilst they were perfectly fucking healthy. Fuckers were raking it in, and bought land and a plot in Bulgaria to start building the house. Anyway, needless to say the fraud squad caught them out and they lost EVERYTHING, and i mean everything, car, the flat, the house the parents were staying in, all their benefits etc. The thing that drove me to this was that my mother was genuinely disabled, and was denied benefits because my father, at the time, earned £17 more than the allowance for her to be entitled. was fucking outraged whilst these cunts led a good life. Dont feel guilty or bad about doing that though.....
Anyway. best lie and ill buy the winner a pint
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