I donkey punched my Lisa last nite

[Mr Men]

I donkey punched her, with consent might I add


The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).




Been working with some seriously strange people of late who are a lot younger and the shit they get up to!!!!

I've got to google.... What's the most Kinkiest thing you have been involved in?

[macmilm]

Did it work FFS?

[DJ OD]

Is Lisa dead?

I've seen a movie and it doesn't pan out well...


DJ OD

[Nikki]

Lisa sore? dead?
Did you get a smack back?

[Zippeyrude]

nice. romantic.

"Lisa may i give you one up the gary"

"ffs youve been watching those films again havent you"

"err yeah, how did you know"

"all the crispy tissues under the sofa"

"please Lisa"

"ok then, but i havent had an enema for months so you may have to push past the poo"

"thats ok i like dirty sweetcorn salad"

...Mr Men & Lisa doing it...

"have you started yet!

"May i punch you "

"eh, id like...."

... BAM !...

The End...

[In next weeks episode we see if Lisa consented, we see a Mr Men booking a holiday in equador, and we see the devastating effect of friday night wifebeater, tune in folks]

[I Black Belt]

nice. romantic.








...Mr Men & Lisa doing it...




... BAM !...

The End...

]

Not quite the end....

"Lisa ?"
"Yes?"

"Can I call you Zippyrude?"

[losttoy]

Doesn't that result in a pink sock?

http://www.thepinksock.com/the-pink-sock.php

[Mr Men]

We have not been speaking all day, I,m a little down as she was up for it and now the atmosphere is very very cold, If I,m honest the punch it self was more of a thrill than the actual heightened feeling of disposing of my dirty water up her ass.

[4me2]

what he hasn't told you is Lisa is a retired Pit pony.

[Mickey]

Donkey punch

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

For other uses, see Donkey punch (disambiguation).
Donkey punch is a slang term for a fictitious sexual practice supposedly performed during doggy style sex, particularly anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner on the back of the head or in the lower back to make the receiving partner's anal or vaginal passage tense up, thus increasing the pleasure of the penetrative partner.^[1][2] In fact, there is no reflex in humans that would cause such tensing in response to a blow on the head, although striking a partner on the back of the neck or head could cause severe, even lethal injury.<sup>[3]


source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch</sup>

[Mr Men]

Jealousy's a funny thing

[Mickey]

Jealousy's a funny thing

No it isn`t your wifey loves a bit of rough and tumble but not with you matey

i think your Lisa looks really cute

Spoiler:

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[Mr Men]

No it isn`t your wifey loves a bit of rough and tumble but not with you matey

Not my wife and was with me matey

[Mickey]

Ohhh must have been this LISA

Spoiler:

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[Mr Men]

She looked more like a horse after a fore arm smash and spunk dripping from her ass......she had a long face then

And still now she's still not speaking

[Nikki]

Nothing worse than pulling ya wedding gear out and it looking like corn on the cob. Deffo fore arm smash again me thinks mate.

[macmilm]

Tell her you got it wrong....
"It was supposed to be missionary and I was meant to smack you in the mouth.... can we try again ???"

She might

[flumperino]

lol Mr Men, you're one sick puppy

[macmilm]

She speaking to you yet ???? LOL

[Mr Men]

Things back to Normal

After a few beers This Friday might suggest we watch a little WWE Smackdown