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    Attention Colonic irrigation tablet

    Colonic irrigation tablet promises a deep internal cleanse WITHOUT suffering the dreaded hose


    • Many are put off colonic irrigation due to the uncomfortable process involved
    • Two week course promises to cleanse insides without the price tag - or the suffering on the bed
    • Costs £26.95 compared with £100 for session of colonic irrigation


    Its health benefits have long been endorsed by the likes of Madonna, Princess Diana and, of course, Gillian McKeith.
    But because of the intimate - and some would say uncomfortable - procedure and hefty price tag, many people are put off by the idea of colonic irrigation.
    So for those of us who want to detox without the dreaded hose, help could be at hand in the form of a simple capsule.






    The tablets, which are more purse friendly than a treatment, say they will clear out your system and reduce sluggishness


    Transformulas have developed their Transdox Colonic Purifying nutraceuticals, a tablet which promises to regulate your digestive system, cleanse and regulate the colon, and even flatten your tummy without the awkward salon scenario.
    Graphic diagrams show exactly where your food sits after you swallow, with meals from the entire week shown as clogging up the colon and intestine.
    Following the course of tablets, it is said that your insides become much clearer, which in turn helps reduce sluggishness, gas and bloating, regulates bowel movements and aids a positive feeling of balance and well being.
    Each capsule contains a host of plant extracts including Plantago Ovata, which is rich in fibre and helps absorb liquids and also Juglans Nigra which helps kill parasites and oxygenate the body.




    It is believed that in just one year the average person breathes in almost 30G of solid pollution and consumes 5.5Kg of food additives.

    A huge amount of nitrates and hormones are absorbed into our bodies from both water and food, along with prescription drugs such as tranquilizers and birth control pills remaining in our drinking water, even after going through the sanitization process
    These tablets are designed to help alleviate the problems associated with this.
    A two week supply is priced at £26.95 - a price tag much lower than just one session of colonic Irrigation, which can cost around £100.









    These graphic diagrams show you exactly where your meals go after you swallow. (L) shows before the tablets and (R) is a more clear colon after



    WHAT IS COLONIC IRRIGATION?

    Colonic irrigation is a therapy primarily designed to cleanse and promote health in the large bowel.

    Practitioners of colonic irrigation believe that the treatment can flush out impacted faeces, mucus and other elements that may impair healthy bowel function and also add to toxicity in the body.
    It is thought that by helping to cleanse the colon and the system generally, colonic irrigation can help to promote health and vitality.

    Many people start off with a course of six sessions. Some go for a one-off session every six months. Sessions last between 30 and 40 minutes.
    Claimed as effective treatment for irritable bowel syndrome, constipation, bloating, skin conditions, headaches, circulation and depression. Not suitable for people with Crohn's disease or any type of bowel inflammation.



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    Waits for CJ
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    As I confessed in the GTI thread, I have IBD. My doctor from 10 years ago, he has since gone exclusively private, was the leading gastrointestinal consultant in the country. He was very anti-colonic irrigation, and told me they do more harm than good. I think he was probably correct, and they should be avoided. I know doctors don't always know best, but he was a large part of the reason I started accepting my disease and started to take care of myself.

    I think the money would be better spent on a decent probiotic. One that actually has a reasonable amount of probiotic in it. So not yakult and the like, or tablets. A high culture (billions) like VSL#3 would be best...
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    Just have a curry and get a big black dildo rammed up you goatse style for 35 minutes.

    that'll clear you out.
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    just ram the hosepipe up ur ass and connect to mixer taps find a nice tepid warm medium and let it flow for 5 mins.
    Then quickly strike a statue like pose in the garden and pretend to be some water feature for 2 mins.

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    I agree with Geko, I don't buy into the colonic irrigation nonsense so I certainly don't buy into this latest fad that the Daily Mail are pushing. To be honest these kind of products do more harm than good to the natural health industry.

    If you really want a healthy digestive system then remove all animal protein, dairy, alcohol, caffiene, fermented products and processed foods from your diet including bread, pasta etc. and eat lightly cooked or raw vegetables, fruit and beans/legumes etc.

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    Default Re: Colonic irrigation tablet

    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
    If you really want a healthy digestive system then remove all animal protein, dairy, alcohol, caffiene, fermented products and processed foods from your diet including bread, pasta etc. and eat lightly cooked or raw vegetables, fruit and beans/legumes etc.
    Or you could move to Swindon and die of boredom more quickly
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    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    Or you could move to Swindon and die of boredom more quickly
    With all the mental stimuli available to the average westerner in the 21st century why do you need beer, burgers and doritos to keep you from boredom? It shows a severe lack of imagination.

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    Default Re: Colonic irrigation tablet

    you cant eat porn CJ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by {{909}} View Post
    you cant eat porn CJ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBrand View Post
    Just have a curry and get a big black dildo rammed up you goatse style for 35 minutes.

    that'll clear you out.
    personal experience?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geko View Post
    I think the money would be better spent on a decent probiotic. One that actually has a reasonable amount of probiotic in it. So not yakult and the like, or tablets. A high culture (billions) like VSL#3 would be best...
    How did you get on with the VSL#3?

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    Quote Originally Posted by losttoy View Post
    How did you get on with the VSL#3?

    I am not sure really. I am still taking it. And it doesn't seem to be having spectacular results, but it seems to have made an improvement. The cost is the only thing that makes me consider dropping it. I am only using half a sachet a day though. It works out cheaper and still has the amount of probiotic of at least 20 yakult.

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    Cheers, next payday I might buy a couple of boxes and put it to the test

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    you know what, im more inclined to think ....

    eat whatever you want to do, you only have one life, if you want to smoke then smoke, if you want to drink then go ahead. if you want to eat animal foods and fatty foods then dive in. enjoy your life and dont put yourself through all that crap of restricting diets to a maximum. we need fat, iron, meat and so on to keep us healthy. its all in moderation.

    its like the old folks who save all their life, struggle with everything and have one bar of electric on 1 hr a day, for what? to save their money? what are they going to spend it on - most of them end up dying and leaving it to the kids or state. enjoy your lives while you can, spend your money and make sure you have a fun and comfy life.
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