Chlamidyia....

[CallmeGoose]

Got a question about this.... Before I met my missus, I was a bit of a player, used to sleep with quite a few chicks without protection. I once picked up gonnorhea from a bird but got this seen to swiftly...

Anyway recently I noticed a mark on my member and went to the sexual health clinic to get it looked at, wasnt expecting it to be STD related as I havent been with anyone else since I met my missus, and i trust her 100% and confident she hasnt either, we both, frankly, dont have the time in our lives to even meet other people. Anyway while i was there, they took the usual routine swabs, blood test etc, and made me waiting for the results of the preliminary screening - which came back clear, no suprise there. I was to wait 10 days for the results of the blood test.

Keeping in mind neither of us had any symptoms. So I got a text message 10 days later asking me to phone the clinic, alarms bells started ringing. I had Chalamidyia! WTF? I told the missus straight away, as we will be trying for a kid pretty soon, and Ive read that Chlamidyia can damage her ovaries etc... We went to the clinic that afternoon. I was given 4 antibiotics and took them, within a week I would be clear.

The missus was started on the same course of antibiotics, and also tested for Chlamidyia, her results would be back in 10 days. Knowing that I was probably the carrier, apparently you can show no symptoms and still carry it, there was no doubt in my mind I would have passed it onto her as it had been 2 YEARS since i had been with anyone else. Her results..... negative! again WTF?

We both went to see the clinic again, we were all clear. The doctor explained that sometimes immune systems can fight it off on their own without antibiotics, and that my missus's immune system is most likely stronger than mine, wouldnt be suprising as she takes pretty good care of herself.

Im just confused as to 1) why did the preliminary screening come back negative? 2) Why didnt i pass it on to her?

What are the chances of the NHS screwing up my test? could it have been a false postive?

Was going to post this discreetly, but couldnt see the option, ah well fuck it.

any thoughts, besides from the your missus is a slag? lol

[stevo25]

dirty bastard

[katana]

False positive.

[BertRoot]

Diseased cunt and as for you...

[JonEp]

Look your away at sea more than your at home. A girl still has needs, even a smart scientist like your misses.

[CallmeGoose]

lol dont know what I was thinking asking you lot. bunch of cunts. lol

[stevo25]

yeah and we love you too! wanker!

[JonEp]

yeah and we love you too! wanker!

Not as much as we love his misses!

[CallmeGoose]

believe you me if I was a wanker I wouldnt have found myself in that situation lol

[JonEp]

Don't forget to wash or burn your wank sock.

You don't want to reinfect yourself!

[I Black Belt]

believe you me if I was a wanker I wouldnt have found myself in that situation lol

Shut it drippy dick

[ivrytwr3]

how did your Mrs react when you told her? Sympathetic and understanding or World War 3 bitch who cam windmilling at you?

Her reaction is key here.................

[littlebilly1]

how did your Mrs react when you told her? Sympathetic and understanding or World War 3 bitch who cam windmilling at you?

Her reaction is key here.................

You can find out on the Jeremy Kyle show in about 6 weeks I reckon


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[JonEp]

how did your Mrs react when you told her? Sympathetic and understanding or World War 3 bitch who cam windmilling at you?

Her reaction is key here.................

She said "I will have to have a quiet word with DET!"

[cyprus]

Your cock is obviously too small to pass on anything

[I Black Belt]

I reckon there's two boxes of OMO under the kitchen sink which appear on the window sill when you're at sea..

Stands for:

"Old Man Out, On My Own"

[Geko]

Seems a bit strange to me....

What tests did you have done?

When I went they took blood, a piss test and 2 swabs. One to look at under the microscope straight away and one to send off to the lab for more intensive tests.

The one they looked at straight away has some funny looking cells. This could have been an infection or Chlamydia, but I was going to be treated for the later, just in case. I also had to tell everyone I'd had sex with in the last 6 months. I didn't tell the others, but I felt I had to tell my missus. She was fuming, and was the one who had sent me because of my previous sexual history. We then had to go on holiday together for 2 weeks. She didn't speak to me the whole time.

When we got back, I went down to get the results. I was clear, of everything...! It was just an infection.

[CallmeGoose]

Yeah thats what I had done, blood , urine and 2 swabs. My missus was very understanding when I told her, she knew all about my past and what I was like before, obviously she was annoyed that I had potentially given it to her and this could have effected our chances of having a baby but apart from that she was very cool about it. I did get a bit of stick of her, taking the piss now and again, but that's it.


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[si-amigo]

so not only do you have a diseased tattoo, you have a diseased cock too

[CallmeGoose]

yeah and on top of that I have high cholesterol. im pretty much fucked if you ask me. lol