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    Default Shit joke

    Why did the semen cross the road?

    Because I wore the wrong socks today...

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    Default Re: Shit joke

    I just dont get this , maybe its me ....... no i still dont get it

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    Quote Originally Posted by big3card View Post
    I just dont get this , maybe its me ....... no i still dont get it
    Me neither but what do you expect for a joke with the title 'Shit joke' lol.

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    Default Re: Shit joke

    Wank socks? Sheltered lives methinks..
    http://www.speedtest.net/result/2920820230.png

    Thanks to supraman54

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    lol, see explanation above. Its not rocket science lads...

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    Ffs how did I not know that one...... Oh wait I've never had a wank sock so that would explain it. I don't fancy putting my manhood in some old crispy sock.

    Nothing worse to make it go soft.

    Anyway back to the joke......it's not that shit afterall.

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    Default Re: Shit joke

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhinoz View Post
    Ffs how did I not know that one...... Oh wait I've never had a wank sock so that would explain it. I don't fancy putting my manhood in some old crispy sock.

    Nothing worse to make it go soft.

    Anyway back to the joke......it's not that shit afterall.
    I may be mistaken but I doubt many people have a dedicated wank sock that they never wash...except possibly CJ.

    Thanks to B.I.G.

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