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    Default Taking the Pistorius

    A few of these going around

    New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits Oscar of the murder of his girlfriend.
    Footprints!

    Surly Oscar isn't the first man in history to wake up legless on Valentines night and shoot all over his partner thinking shes somebody else?

    First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, now Oscar. I think Nike should start telling their athletes 'Just Don't Do It'

    police reconstruction indicates that Pistorius lost it when, for his Valentine's Day gift, his partner gave him socks.

    Oscar clearly misunderstood his girlfriends request on Valentine's day, to take her out.
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    Thanks to littlebilly1

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    Default Re: Taking the Pistorius

    What has two legs and kills women?

    The Pistorius brothers
    If nature always takes the easiest route, what's easier...?
    The creation of billions of galaxies each containing trillions of stars each with their own solar systems, some with planets that have evolved civilisations with billions of different life forms. OR The creation of just your imagination?

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