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    Default Re: So who's had their steak this evening

    Quote Originally Posted by TAR View Post
    No m8, blow job!
    no mate its fucked, for one i have just found out were going out for tea where steak will not be an option because she wants to try somewhere new, also the painters are in and i have the strangest feeling the closest my cock will get to her mouth is if shes passes out snoring and i take a chance for a quicky face fuck hoping she doesnt wake up and clamp down - so in a nutshell - fuck!
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    No Steak but it's her Birthday, so it's chicken and licking with chance of some sucky sucky
    Only in Britain….do we use the word “politics” to describe the process of Government. “Poli” in Latin meaning “many” and “tics” meaning “bloodsucking
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    As she gave birth 24 hours ago I'd say my chances are pretty slim... still I may broach the subject in between feeds and nappy changes !

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    BJ's are like my steak....rare.

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    Bj's are like Malaysian airplane wreckage for me. Non existent.


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    couldn't be with a woman who dosnt suck n swollow, was surprised quiet a few of my mates admitted its a no go, I mean WTF why did you marry her fs lol
    Only in Britain….do we use the word “politics” to describe the process of Government. “Poli” in Latin meaning “many” and “tics” meaning “bloodsucking
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    Quote Originally Posted by consoles View Post
    couldn't be with a woman who dosnt suck n swollow, was surprised quiet a few of my mates admitted its a no go, I mean WTF why did you marry her fs lol
    Exactly, if the blowies dry up fuck her off! and smash her face in, the miserable (unt

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    Quote Originally Posted by consoles View Post
    couldn't be with a woman who dosnt suck n swollow, was surprised quiet a few of my mates admitted its a no go, I mean WTF why did you marry her fs lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Robbo View Post
    Exactly, if the blowies dry up fuck her off! and smash her face in, the miserable (unt
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    Default Re: So who's had their steak this evening

    I've had my steak, but now I'm so full I can't bend down far enough to reach my bellend.

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    Default Re: So who's had their steak this evening

    fajitas, and she wanted it up the ass

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    Just remember, she kisses ur kids with that mouth (if u have kids).
    TAR seems to be a decent bloke!

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    I even got to eat a few chips this year too

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    This is today?

    There's simply no reminder for this, so it's really easy to miss. You'd think there would be an advert on tv or something.

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    Default Re: So who's had their steak this evening

    Tonights tea, I didn't know what date it was when I suggested it this morning




    She is fast asleep in bed so guess its just the steak for me

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    Default Re: So who's had their steak this evening

    Mrs was out all nite so I settled for a nice slice of liver... raw, in a jam jar

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    Default Re: So who's had their steak this evening

    Who the fuck has mushy peas with steak?

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    Default Re: So who's had their steak this evening

    Got to say Little John that scorched piece of meat and some mushy peas looks rank. Should have left it raw and wrapped it round yer lingum.

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    Who the fuck has mushy peas with steak?
    and boiled spuds!

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    I had beef n mushroom Chinese and desert was of course excellent

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    Default Re: So who's had their steak this evening

    FFS.....cant believe I missed a steak nite!

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