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    Default The insanity of Health and Safety

    Here's a photo I took from work.

    The guy is wrapping yellow tape around a pole that's near the entrance to a portacabin. He has obviously been told to do this because some joey has walked into it...

    So, what does he do when he gets the tape up higher than he is tall? Stand on a rather unstable chair...

    I just think it's hypocracy.

    Yellow tape, check. Hi-vis, check. Chair....

    Health and Safety has ruined this country.


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    Default Re: The insanity of Health and Safety

    A lot of silver cars round your way

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    Default Re: The insanity of Health and Safety

    May need to consider foam or bubble wrap for the barbed wire and sponge on those metal stairs.

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    Default Re: The insanity of Health and Safety

    Maybe because it's right outside a door people keep walking in to it and making it more obvious is just common sense.

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    Default Re: The insanity of Health and Safety

    That's like some weird Escher drawing. What is the pole he's working on holding up? Is it behind or in front of the door? The stairs appear to be held up by the fence post.

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    Default Re: The insanity of Health and Safety

    If you photoshop the chair out it would look like he is just taking off !!!

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    Default Re: The insanity of Health and Safety

    Nought wrong in using the chair, it's not more than 50% of his body height, and is stable.
    "That's why I fucked your bitch you fat mother fucker"

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    Default Re: The insanity of Health and Safety

    This has always been my favourite.

    [img]http://files.myopera.com/ObiWanKentu...pool-power.jpg[/img]
    "That's why I fucked your bitch you fat mother fucker"

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    Default Re: The insanity of Health and Safety

    What the fuck, that must be fake and not live!?!

    Embedded for you BB.


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    Default Re: The insanity of Health and Safety

    Health and Safety hasn't ruined the country it is the incompetent advisors that are running around scared giving false advise which has ruined a remarkable reputation that the HSE and their associated professionals working in the industry.

    My take on this:
    It looks like it is causing an obstruction to the people walking out of the office door. He is right to mark it yellow by whatever means he is but why so high?

    A better idea would be to divert the steps to the right as you come out. This should have been done by the company installing the cabins.

    He has been ill advised - 'Here lad, get that pole marked yellow'. He has but has not been advised how or how much.

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    Default Re: The insanity of Health and Safety

    I've looked at this thread a few times on different PC's etc. and still can't see a picture?
    "An evil exists that threatens every man, woman, and child of this great nation. We must take steps to ensure our domestic security and protect our homeland." - Adolf Hitler, 1933

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    Default Re: The insanity of Health and Safety

    Right click the box that you see and get the URL and past it into a browser tab

    http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/3846/wp000187x.jpg Paste that into your browser
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    Default Re: The insanity of Health and Safety

    Cheers mate. I'll try again later on my laptop. Strange really as I tried the url in firefox and internet explorer and still timed out both times. Even disabled AV and firewall. Will try and get it up on my lappy before I put pornography on it later.
    "An evil exists that threatens every man, woman, and child of this great nation. We must take steps to ensure our domestic security and protect our homeland." - Adolf Hitler, 1933

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    Default Re: The insanity of Health and Safety

    I wouldn't blame it on health and safety, it's the result of silly cunts who claim for stupid shit.

    If I walked straight into the pole and even did myself an injury, I wouldn't dream of suing the company. (I have actually whacked my head on a few things when pissed - even if I've been pissing out blood I never thought to sue)

    However in this sad world we live in - with the tape if someone hits the pole the company can successfully defend their case. Without it would probably be a different story.

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    Default Re: The insanity of Health and Safety

    Yes totally agree Over carl.

    Blame claim culture...

    We are probably of the generation that belives if you fall arse over tit walking down the road you blame yourself for being a clumsy idiot. Not look for broken paving and try and sue the council.


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    Default Re: The insanity of Health and Safety

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    this was from a staff toilet in a hospital in Norwich my brother works in, this is excessive. He pissed on the sign LOL

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