Got a strange dog !!!!

[macmilm]

OK, got a female dog (bitch)....

She is a Patterdale, is a genuine female ... (czarjunkie checked) but she loves to "hoola" that is the child freindly name for leg shagging we have adopted...

Why do bitches love to hump leg ?????
Is it purely masturbation ??

She can even generate a fair bit of mouth spit when she is rubbin the bean on the clasps of my boots and to be fair she does appear to be a good lover !!!

She is panting right now ffs !!!

[CzarJunkie]

Sounds like you've been fucking her while the wife and kids are out.

[TAR]

Smother nutella over your balls and get her to lick it off. That'll stop her doing the hoola!

[littlebilly1]

Smother nutella over your balls and get her to lick it off. That'll stop her doing the hoola!

Think of the dog's health, don't use nutella chocolate's bad for them, try beef or chicken paste instead


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[macmilm]

Think of the dog's health, don't use nutella chocolate's bad for them, try beef or chicken paste instead


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Good point.. I will get a nice chicken liver pate and use that instead !!!

[JonEp]

OK, got a female dog (bitch)....

She is a Patterdale, is a genuine female ... (czarjunkie checked) but she loves to "hoola" that is the child freindly name for leg shagging we have adopted...

Why do bitches love to hump leg ?????
Is it purely masturbation ??

She can even generate a fair bit of mouth spit when she is rubbin the bean on the clasps of my boots and to be fair she does appear to be a good lover !!!

She is panting right now ffs !!!

Seems its a common problem !

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[Mickey]

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