Sir Alex Ferguson retirement jokes!

[Rhinoz]

Here we go..........



Sir Alex Ferguson: 26 Years

13 Premier League Titles
10 Community Shields
5 FA Cups
4 League Cups
2 European Cups
1 Piece of Chewing Gum!



BREAKING: In honour of Sir Alex Ferguson retiring, all Premier League clubs will play an additional 5 minutes of added time this weekend.

[Rhinoz]

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Man united fans are demanding a 5% reduction in there season ticket prices next season due to the shorter matches at old trafford.

Following the shock news that Sir Alex Ferguson is retiring at the end of the season, Wrigleys have announced they have entered administration.

Alex Ferguson actually retired 6 years ago, which is today after all the injury time.

In honor of Sir Alex's time in the league, a minutes round of applause will take place in the 7th minute of injury time.

Ryan Giggs is said to have ruled himself out of succeeding Alex Ferguson as he wants to spend more time with his brothers family.

Heartbreak in the Mark Hughes household as he leaps up to answer his mobile phone only to be asked if he's ever been mis-sold PPI"

Sir Alex Ferguson has announced he is to retire at the end of the season..... taking Fergie time into consideration, he should be gone by next March

Sir Alex Ferguson to retire......Harry Redknapp reckons he can keep them up

After the news of Fergie's retirement, other Premier League top teams are said to be feeling a lot more confident for next season.
Arsenal are also reported to be pretty happy.

[Roty]

Fergie retiring, Thatcher dead, somewhere there is a scouser with a lamp and one wish left.