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    1. 27th May 2013 #1
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      Funny Ex Missus!!

      I bumped into my ex girlfriend whilst out earlier so I said,

      How's your new bloke?

      He's twice the man you are, she laughed, what about your new woman?

      So I said, Fortunately she's half the woman you are, you fat cunt.

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