Imagine you're Jack Bauer torturing yourself for information and get it sliced and diced.
Make sure you use some fine tip tweezers otherwise you will end up burrowing yourself a new vagina.
Imagine you're Jack Bauer torturing yourself for information and get it sliced and diced.
Make sure you use some fine tip tweezers otherwise you will end up burrowing yourself a new vagina.
BigBrand (23rd October 2013)
I'm going to give this a go later.
I've got a stanley that I'll use.
Wish me luck.
PS if I die I leave all my wealth and property to my fish.
Leave them your rotting corpse as well, hate them to go hungry
You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.
Thats making my hungry for a corndog for some reason.
That aside, what do you do for a living?
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm61896217...1?ref_=tt_ov_i
Good luck getting it sorted. Thats going to be some sick pleasure when it finally goes!
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Have you joined the DF discord server. https://discord.com/invite/YajVGQxDaw
Ok, so I had a go.
Wasn't fun. Couldn't find my stanley so had to use some heavy duty nail clippers that are sharp as fuck.
Basically, I was digging around inside and didn't find fuck all.
Hardest part was seeing over my fucking gut!
Removed the top layer of skin and bloody poured out, so squeezed some more out and had a route around and didn't find any hair to be honest. The clippers were going quite far in, so didn't want to go too much, perhaps went 3-4mm in.
Clipped some of the skin back either way to create a bigger hole and still couldn't see anything. I lost blood, have sliced myself up and now it's sore as fuck. It now looks like a fucking botfly or some shit.
Crazy times.
It's stinging pretty fucking bad to be honest, weird kinda pain. Will see how it goes on tonight I guess.....
Last edited by BigBrand; 23rd October 2013 at 06:10 PM.
You need to whack some TCP on it now or alcohol... Sometimes when it starts to scab over it will push the hair out.
We all make mistakes sometimes
You must have some antiseptic cream or something laying around, germolene, tcp, alcohol....anything that will stop it getting infected.
the silver thing a nipple ring?
What silver thing? haha
Holy fuck, so you used the tool you use to remove the fugus party zone nails from your toes.
Get some sudocreme on it and let it bake for a couple of days then squeeze it like fook and the hair will pop out. But please use something sterile and sharp next time, and there will be a next time. Just thank your lucky stars it wasn't next to your ring piece and you had to get someone else to do it lol
I can't believe that after the amount of fat hairy blokes that told you exactly what to do you went at it with a pair of nail clippers
I put the clippers over the hob first and let them cool. They looked spotless.
I appreciate the advice just literally had nothing in as couldn't find my Stanley either so needs must and all that.
"That's why I fucked your bitch you fat mother fucker"
I have some vodka but it's mixed with pear drops currently ha ha
"That's why I fucked your bitch you fat mother fucker"
LOL, should have taken me up on the offer of sterile scalpel and steri-wipes LOL
BigBrand (23rd October 2013)
Have you joined the DF discord server. https://discord.com/invite/YajVGQxDaw
losttoy (24th October 2013)
Any news?
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