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    ebay Ebay Date

    Noticed this on my travels ------ Eva Talloria Seeks Date With Handsome Suitor ------


    James Blunt, the award-winning singer songwriter, once sold his sister on eBay to a man who later became her husband.

    Inspired by this story, I am auctioning off my friend, Eva Talloria, to a deserving man.

    Bid to take Eva on a date if you are:
    -funny
    -smart
    -ambitious
    -kind
    -giving

    ....because this is how we would describe Eva.

    Eva is a 29 year old professional living in Lancashire. She plays hockey, speaks Spanish and likes socialising.

    Happy bidding! *refunds available upon request*



    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Eva-Talloria-Seeks-Date-With-Handsome-Suitor-/281227428551?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item417a7602c7

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    Charging £3.00 p+p and yet it also states collection in person.....what a rip off.

    I'll give it a miss as my wife might not be too impressed with her new Christmas present

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    Does the final bid price include dinner and a hotel room?
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    not bad, can you txt me or pm any better pictures ??? ideally naked ,would be a good message to send

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    ive sent them a massage via ebay asking that if I win the auction would she be up for naked fun with a midget
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    Good to see refunds available upon request

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    Only 1 picture...! Has he never sold on ebay before?

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    "A brand-new, unused, unopened and undamaged item"

    Well at least no-one has been there before then. Always wanted to be a girls "first".

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