Too soon for schumacher?

[flanflinger]

Just one sleep for schumacher till Christmas.

Doctors say Schumachers condition has not changed over night, He is still an arrogant German cunt.

[davetaylor]

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[jw_2000_uk]

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slight over reaction mate... You didnt have to click on this thread.. Its in the comedy section for a reason.

[BigBrand]

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Couldn't help but say this in the style of this chap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iknkYbhodzQ

[davetaylor]

We all have views


Still think hes a cunt

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[tshirt]

I don't know why everyone is so worried about Michael Schumacher- he has survived worse.
For example he suffered a horrific accident at the 1999 British Grand Prix- and managed to last the night in a British hospital.


I was stunned when I read that a hospital in France has said Michael Schumacher is "In a coma and fighting for his life."
"Fuck me!" I thought, "A talking hospital."

Michael Schumacher's management team are adamant that he will race again.
Although it might be against Stephen Hawking.


Michael Schumacher critical after skiing accident.
Family are said to be racing to be by his bedside.
It's expected Ralph Schumacher will be last as usual.


So it appears that Michael Schumacher is badly injured and could die.
Still coming second to Ayrton Senna again.


Just as we think the Celebrity Death List is all but over for 2013, Michael Schumacher puts in a tremendous final qualifying lap to take pole position.

[Over Carl]

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If you take a look at the news section rules, 4me2 recently reminded that everyone that jokes etc in similar circumstances are not allowed in the news section http://www.digital-forums.com/showth...=1#post3733635.

However no such rules for the D&D / Jokes and as such this thread is fair game.

[TAR]

U gotta laff!

[Geko]

Michael Schumacher's management team are adamant that he will race again.
Although it might be against Stephen Hawking.


Michael Schumacher critical after skiing accident.
Family are said to be racing to be by his bedside.
It's expected Ralph Schumacher will be last as usual.


Just as we think the Celebrity Death List is all but over for 2013, Michael Schumacher puts in a tremendous final qualifying lap to take pole position.

Those 3 made me chuckle.

[davetaylor]

Ok im laughing

Happy new year

Ps you not a cunt anyone lol

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[Zoots]

Got no problem with jokes of any kind myself. They're not meant to be offensive - they're jokes.
That is of course when they actually *are* jokes (i.e. funny).

I've yet to read anything in this thread coming anywhere near close to funny ffs.

[macmilm]

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Get a grip you plum !!!!!! Bet your already regretting the post ! ;-)

[flanflinger]

I know I am a cunt, if you had ever been on the monumental joke thread I had off my crank number you would be coming round to kill my kids and family for some of the shit that was on there.. but everyone has their own views and I respect that... but in all fairness I keep my views to myself ;-)

[keyser666]

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Wow, thread title saying to early and in the comedy sub forum, what did you expect and why open the thread?