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    Default Two nuns are ordered to paint a room

    Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

    After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

    "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

    "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side.

    The two nuns look at each other and shrug; deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

    "Nice t1ts," says the man. "Where do you want these blinds?"

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    Default Re: Two nuns are ordered to paint a room

    Its an old one but still a classic ;-)

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    Default Re: Two nuns are ordered to paint a room

    Has someone hacked your account {909} ?????

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    Default Re: Two nuns are ordered to paint a room

    Quote Originally Posted by macmilm View Post
    Has someone hacked your account {909} ?????

    nope, just found a few jokes on the amazon forums, so stole em, i know some are probably old but i'd never heard em.

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    Default Re: Two nuns are ordered to paint a room

    ahhh that takes me back!

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    Default Re: Two nuns are ordered to paint a room

    Every time I hear this I am still surprised and laugh like ti was the first time i heard it.

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    Default Re: Two nuns are ordered to paint a room

    Quote Originally Posted by DjMorley View Post
    hurd it before but still funny as hell
    Can't see you lasting long here....


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    Default Re: Two nuns are ordered to paint a room

    still good

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