High Profile affair ---- British Pop Star shags Sports Tycoon ???????

[macmilm]

In various low quality tabloids today that a 'massive' affair has been uncovered but they are not disclosing who.
Apparently went on for years between one of Britains best known pop stars and a sports tycoon and only came to light when one of their partners discovered it but family are all keeping it hushed up lol

Load of bollox....

However I will start the guessing with:

Susan Boyle and John Barnes !!!!

[Ashley]

Cliff Richard & Graeme Le Saux

[coin-op]

Eddie the eagle and Chris de Burgh

Actually it said tycoon - so I'll say Mike Ashley

[Northernbloke]

Elton John and Bernie Eccleston?

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[MsDG]

Yeah, that's right... Eddie the eagle, Le saux and John Barnes are obviously known world wide for their tycoon reputation???? Just the other week the telegraph released the annual figures to show that Barnes self improvement program entitled "Score one goal against Brazil - get another 78 caps on the back" earned him another £20m on the stock market!

Can I suggest you stick to just looking at the pictures instead of reading big complicated words in your tabloid comics?

[coin-op]

Can I suggest you stick to just looking at the pictures instead of reading big complicated words in your tabloid comics?

I spotted that, but like typical bird you failed to notice I'd changed it! :-P

[macmilm]

Yeah, that's right... Eddie the eagle, Le saux and John Barnes are obviously known world wide for their tycoon reputation???? Just the other week the telegraph released the annual figures to show that Barnes self improvement program entitled "Score one goal against Brazil - get another 78 caps on the back" earned him another £20m on the stock market!

Can I suggest you stick to just looking at the pictures instead of reading big complicated words in your tabloid comics?

In my defense I saw it on the front page of a couple of rags whilst queuing to pay for my copy of the financial times in the local spar !!!
Did not actually purchase or read, the sun/star/mail/viz or any other tabloid !

[CzarJunkie]

Gary Glitter and Claire Balding

[littlebilly1]

Lulu and Dave Whelan!!


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[DejaVu]

Sources suggest it's -

Mike Ashley & Cherly Cole.



In the words of Monty Pythons... You lucky bastard!

[macmilm]

Sources suggest it's -

Mike Ashley & Cherly Cole.



In the words of Monty Pythons... You lucky bastard!

I read the same.... but in the 'news' report (notice the quotes) it said both parties have children, which would rule out Cole if true !!!!!!!

[ibobsy]

I read the same.... but in the 'news' report (notice the quotes) it said both parties have children, which would rule out Cole if true !!!!!!!

Cheryl had Ashley,so it's still possible.

[macmilm]

Cheryl had Ashley,so it's still possible.

Course she did.... forgot that !!!


I tell you one thing though.... We are all gonna need subtitles if there is a sex tape ;-)

[Mr.James]

Alex Ferguson & Will Young


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[MsDG]

Sources suggest it's -

Mike Ashley & Cherly Cole.



In the words of Monty Pythons... You lucky bastard!

If true, it makes you kinda wonder what exactly Cherly likes about the £1.5 billionaire?

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Discount at sports direct for her tracky pants....

[muttleymacclad]

Elton john and Alan sugar.


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[beerman]

Sources suggest it's -

Mike Ashley & Cherly Cole.



In the words of Monty Pythons... You lucky bastard!

It'll be a Ashley-Cole wedding then. :-)

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[Rick Sanchez]

If it is him. What a lucky bastard!

[WotTheFook]

Nah, Cheryl likes 'em a bit different to Mike Ashley. Nuff said.