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    Default An escaped prisoner....

    A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns, but all he finds is a young couple in bed.

    He orders the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

    While he is in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in prison, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you,give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous If he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey I love you"

    To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey I love you too.

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    Default Re: An escaped prisoner....

    wow that's an oldie

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    Default Re: An escaped prisoner....

    I am sure Jebus told that corker at the last supper!
    Who were you when you thought you where you was?. Whats a matter for can't you want to?

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    Default Re: An escaped prisoner....

    Quote Originally Posted by flumperino View Post
    wow that's an oldie
    Maybe but it's a goody.

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    Default Re: An escaped prisoner....

    haven't heard that one in a long time. Thanks for the giggle

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