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    Two sheep in a field. The larger one walks up to the smaller one and says: "Wot ewe looking at?"

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    Please don't post any more! I don't think I can take the pain of my sides splitting


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    3 Thanks given to stevo25

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    Default Re: My best joke Mk1

    Please .... we are all in anticipation of Mk2

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    Default Re: My best joke Mk1

    ERRRR

    I think I laughed more when I kicked the spammers earlier.

    Don't give up the day job but at least your trying VERY

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    Default Re: My best joke Mk1

    Do you have an agent who can wangle you a slot on a few stand up gigs?

    I hope to Christ you dont!!

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    Default Re: My best joke Mk1

    Quote Originally Posted by silversmith View Post
    Two sheep in a field. The larger one walks up to the smaller one and says: "Wot ewe looking at?"
    Is that really you???...........welcome to DF Jim Davidson!

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    Mate a word of advice don't just reply to every joke to get your count up? or you won't be around here long...

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