Close

View Poll Results: Will you join me on this wank free crusade?

Voters
22. You may not vote on this poll
  • I'm with you bud... lets do this

    8 36.36%
  • Na you're alright mate... I don't have an issue

    8 36.36%
  • Sounds interesting... I'll see how you go first

    6 27.27%
Page 1 of 4 1234 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 71
  1. #1
    DF VIP Member GTI's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Switzerland
    Posts
    7,691
    Thanks
    1,563
    Thanked:        2,205
    Karma Level
    1079

    Serious GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    Hello, my name is GTI and I'm an internet porn addict

    Seriously, its getting to the point now where I am concerned about my well being. My concentration is shot, the strength and longevity of erections is reduced, I'm always tired and my relationship with the missus is not what it once was.

    Watching this TED talk about internet porn addiction and the damage that Porn-tube sites are doing has made me convinced that I have an issue, and I know I'm not alone here.



    Back in the old days we had porn collections (mags, vids, mpgs etc...) which we would eventually get bored of and only go to if we were desperate for a wank, but now with internet porn there is a constant stream of novelty, so we're like rats in a cage constantly pressing the button for reward until we reach the point of exhaustion (neurotransmitter depletion). Not only that but we're getting into increasingly depraved shit since its only a click away.

    So taking inspiration from this talk and the numerous No Fap (wanking) threads, I've decided to take this one day at a time... no long term targets since they never work with me but I'll try and keep this thread updated with progress.

    So who is with me?... click the poll.
    "You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com"
    -Benjamin Franklin

    Thanks to GTI

    Ashley (5th January 2015)  


  2. #2
    DF VIP Member GTI's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Switzerland
    Posts
    7,691
    Thanks
    1,563
    Thanked:        2,205
    Karma Level
    1079

    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    OK, its been 12 hours since my last lamb shank and I'm feeling kinda OK... no tremors, nervous twitches or hallucinations
    "You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com"
    -Benjamin Franklin

  3. #3
    DF Super Moderator {{909}}'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2001
    Location
    China
    Posts
    16,232
    Thanks
    396
    Thanked:        1,385
    Karma Level
    1340

    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    sounds like falling testosterone GTI, eat more pistachios.

    Thanks to {{909}}

    GTI (5th January 2015)  


  4. #4
    DF General DogsBody
    Mickey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Digital Forums
    Posts
    16,955
    Thanks
    1,879
    Thanked:        2,077
    Karma Level
    1254

    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    More bromide in your tea

    2 Thanks given to Mickey

    beerman (5th January 2015),  GTI (5th January 2015)  


  5. #5
    DF VIP Member GTI's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Switzerland
    Posts
    7,691
    Thanks
    1,563
    Thanked:        2,205
    Karma Level
    1079

    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    Quote Originally Posted by {{909}} View Post
    sounds like falling testosterone GTI, eat more pistachios.
    Interesting you should mention it.. two symptoms of low testosterone which I'm seeing, and which should improve with a no-FAP regime are a) voice getting shrill and weak in general (FFS I was once mistaken for a woman on the phone) and b) HOCD (Homosexual OCD) where I start to have weird and irrational thoughts about whether I'm actually straight or somewhere in-between. This is the scariest since I know I'm not into that lifestyle, I love the fairer sex too much.
    "You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com"
    -Benjamin Franklin

  6. #6
    DF VIP Member akimba's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    2,846
    Thanks
    1,034
    Thanked:        783
    Karma Level
    369

    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    OK, its been 12 hours since my last lamb shank and I'm feeling kinda OK... no tremors, nervous twitches or hallucinations
    12 hours in and your congratulating yourself and half of that surely was you sleeping, how bad is your addiction we talking somewhere between 5-20 a day?

  7. #7
    DF VIP Member GTI's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Switzerland
    Posts
    7,691
    Thanks
    1,563
    Thanked:        2,205
    Karma Level
    1079

    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    Quote Originally Posted by akimba View Post
    12 hours in and your congratulating yourself and half of that surely was you sleeping, how bad is your addiction we talking somewhere between 5-20 a day?
    I would say at least 10 times daily.. maybe less if I have to go to a funeral or something that day
    "You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com"
    -Benjamin Franklin

    2 Thanks given to GTI

    piggzy (5th January 2015),  tombott (5th January 2015)  


  8. #8
    DF VIP Member
    tombott's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    Hereford
    Posts
    5,697
    Thanks
    507
    Thanked:        571
    Karma Level
    722

    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    Is this like dry January?

    http://youtu.be/skZ9BP4HER8
    Digital-Forums IRC Last.FM duckduckgo
    Guns don't kill people rappers do, I'm a fucking rapper and I might kill you.

    Thanks to tombott

    GTI (5th January 2015)  


  9. #9
    DF VIP Member akimba's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    2,846
    Thanks
    1,034
    Thanked:        783
    Karma Level
    369

    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    So you really have got "Jizz Hands"

  10. #10
    DF VIP Member GTI's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Switzerland
    Posts
    7,691
    Thanks
    1,563
    Thanked:        2,205
    Karma Level
    1079

    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    I've just clicked shift-del on 1.2TB of downloaded smut.

    Felt liberating, even my computer feels faster now.
    "You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com"
    -Benjamin Franklin

  11. #11
    DF Super Moderator
    DejaVu's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Essex
    Posts
    9,107
    Thanks
    1,836
    Thanked:        4,004
    Karma Level
    953

    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    Sounds to me like the definition of a useless wanker!


  12. #12
    DF VIP Member BertRoot's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Poppy Fields
    Posts
    23,955
    Thanks
    1,038
    Thanked:        2,059
    Karma Level
    2513

    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    And when are you going to delete the other couple of TB?

    2 Thanks given to BertRoot

    c0axial (5th January 2015),  GTI (5th January 2015)  


  13. #13
    DF Super Moderator piggzy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2014
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    3,540
    Thanks
    3,063
    Thanked:        1,553
    Karma Level
    371

    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    2 Days since my last wank. To clear up a potential get out clause here though.
    Does the wank count if received from another party. (Not a self wank) ??? Think you should clear this up tbh !
    (Maybe I shouldnt be using the words "clear this up" in this thread.)

    Thanks to piggzy

    GTI (5th January 2015)  


  14. #14
    DF VIP Member GTI's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Switzerland
    Posts
    7,691
    Thanks
    1,563
    Thanked:        2,205
    Karma Level
    1079

    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    Quote Originally Posted by piggzy View Post
    2 Days since my last wank. To clear up a potential get out clause here though.
    Does the wank count if received from another party. (Not a self wank) ??? Think you should clear this up tbh !
    (Maybe I shouldnt be using the words "clear this up" in this thread.)
    My rules are that sex in whatever form with the missus is definitely OK... but onanism is not.
    This is not celibacy.
    "You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com"
    -Benjamin Franklin

  15. #15
    DF VIP Member Geko's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2001
    Location
    Earth
    Posts
    5,971
    Thanks
    1,175
    Thanked:        1,281
    Karma Level
    620

    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    Okay.... I'm in. I want to do 6 months. Don't let me down GTI.

    http://www.nofap.com/

    2 Thanks given to Geko

    GTI (5th January 2015),  JonEp (6th January 2015)  


  16. #16
    DF VIP Member GTI's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Switzerland
    Posts
    7,691
    Thanks
    1,563
    Thanked:        2,205
    Karma Level
    1079

    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Geko View Post
    Okay.... I'm in. I want to do 6 months. Don't let me down GTI.

    http://www.nofap.com/
    Atta boy Geko, let's hang tough on this one.
    "You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com"
    -Benjamin Franklin

    Thanks to GTI

    Geko (6th January 2015)  


  17. #17
    DF VIP Member
    Northernbloke's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Geordieland
    Posts
    2,985
    Thanks
    745
    Thanked:        274
    Karma Level
    464

    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    In the words of dragons - I'm out - can't beat a good five knuckle shuffle when the mood takes

    Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk

  18. #18
    DF VIP Member GTI's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Switzerland
    Posts
    7,691
    Thanks
    1,563
    Thanked:        2,205
    Karma Level
    1079

    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Northernbloke View Post
    In the words of dragons - I'm out - can't beat a good five knuckle shuffle when the mood takes

    Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk
    You obviously have it under control, just like someone who can have a glass of red and stop at that.
    "You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com"
    -Benjamin Franklin

    Thanks to GTI

    plug1 (8th January 2015)  


  19. #19
    DF VIP Member Geko's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2001
    Location
    Earth
    Posts
    5,971
    Thanks
    1,175
    Thanked:        1,281
    Karma Level
    620

    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    I have done 24 hours so far. Going to be hard going this.

  20. #20
    DF VIP Member
    beerman's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2001
    Location
    29 Acacia Road
    Posts
    8,446
    Thanks
    1,080
    Thanked:        1,626
    Karma Level
    956

    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Geko View Post
    I have done 24 hours so far. Going to be hard going this.
    In the mornings especially

Page 1 of 4 1234 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. DF Charity Thread **Updated**
    By biggy7 in forum Cheapskates Corner
    Replies: 50
    Last Post: 16th January 2005, 02:06 AM
  2. The Arsenal Thread
    By Billy_Wiz in forum Football
    Replies: 68
    Last Post: 3rd December 2004, 05:24 PM
  3. The Hibs Thread
    By ross86 in forum Football
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 26th September 2002, 05:30 PM
  4. Technical thread for all types of Smart cards
    By maxking in forum Forum Suggestions & Feedback
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 25th September 2002, 12:15 PM

Social Networking Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •