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    Default Re: Iritated anus

    It wasn't the wiping. I often used to wipe several times and use many rizlas per wipe...

    Undercrackers were damaged by me poking my ass when it itched.


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    Deffo +1 for a bum squirter. Plus you can use it to blast the skid marks on the bowl after!
    Just use enough water to cover your vegetables,the same goes for when you're having a bath....

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    Default Re: Iritated anus

    when we had our apartment plumbed, i specified that the shower in both bathrooms must reach the toilet bowl comfortably. Nothing beats a warm jet and a finger after laying one.
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    Pinworm?

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    Sorry to drag up an old thread lads.
    Although I have been trying to read this thread of 20 mins with tears of laughter running down my face.

    i am currently having the same issues with my starfish.
    i have already used 2 tubes of anusol and even used the long anal insertion tube to get it inside the old chapette.

    Sometimes it's so itchy and painful I can't even walk without squeezing my ass cheeks together.
    My ass is definitely clean I wipe repeatedly until there are no debris remaining on the paper.

    Moist wipes are not helping things so I just have to get up the courage to go to the GP to get the old starfish fingered.
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    I recently had the same. Stools were normal but my itching was during the night.

    Mrs would be laying in bed and like a jack Russell in a spunky cat bed I'm ploughing away with my Cumberland sized finger. Often ditching the boxers and just wiggling the ring with my finger. The relief was awesome, thankfully no dick twitching.

    I did a squat and shower head blast with no soap just water cleared right up. Deffo a dirty ring.

    Plus I had to get out of bed a few times to wash the finger as literally waving it though the air left a scent trail only beaten by exploring the belly button juice after a busy weekend.

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    Default Re: Iritated anus

    Anal Fissure !!! Previous over zealous wiping has caused a tiny cut/nick on the inside of your poo pipe opening. Needs time to heal. Keep it clean and smother in sudocrem !!!

    Also avoid fisting for at least 7-10 days.

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    I don't know how many times I written this... get a bidet or toilet shower and use good quality liquid soap after every evacuation.
    The only use I have for toilet paper is dabbing dry my sparkling clean ring piece.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    I don't know how many times I written this... get a bidet or toilet shower and use good quality liquid soap after every evacuation.
    The only use I have for toilet paper is dabbing dry my sparkling clean ring piece.
    Surely you wipe the majority of the shit off before commencing with pressure washing of ones starfish ?!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by piggzy View Post
    Anal Fissure !!! Previous over zealous wiping has caused a tiny cut/nick on the inside of your poo pipe opening. Needs time to heal. Keep it clean and smother in sudocrem !!!

    Also avoid fisting for at least 7-10 days.
    Anyone remember the story that appeared a few years back about one mans fight with an anal fissure? Had me in hysterics.

    Think this is it, from 2002!

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    lol, it's turning into fecking mumsnet on here

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    Default Re: Iritated anus

    I didn't realise I had a haemorrhoid until I had a severe case of constipation - the shit had turned like clay pebbles and I had to put on gloves and scoop bits out.

    If I hadn't been forced to finger my bumhole I would have never known as it doesn't normally bother me in any way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Over Carl View Post
    I didn't realise I had a haemorrhoid until I had a severe case of constipation - the shit had turned like clay pebbles and I had to put on gloves and scoop bits out.

    If I hadn't been forced to finger my bumhole I would have never known as it doesn't normally bother me in any way.
    Luckily for me i don't and never have suffered with constipation.
    And even if i did i cant imagine how the fuck i would get my fingers inside to scoop it out LOL

    Im using andrex wet wipes so i will give it a week and see how it goes before i take one up the bum from my doc.
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