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    Funny The Garage Door

    Garage Door.

    The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing
    his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His lady assistant walked up to him and said,

    'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told
    her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.

    As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up.
    He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'

    He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door
    was open, did you see my Jaguar parked in there?'

    She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old minivan with two flat tyres..


    Keep smiling


    John

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    Default Re: The Garage Door

    Fuck me that is appalling. I would check the joke section to see the style of joke that goes down well here.


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